I will shoot myself in the head! - Page 2

Help Me · February 10th, 2008, 03:17 PM

This thread is making me want to color on my face with crayons.

christine k · February 10th, 2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Help Me

What has Shirley ever done to you ?

Eisblut · February 10th, 2008, 03:26 PM

Don't do it on a Bus. Most of them only have Black & White cameras :|

Hilltopper · February 10th, 2008, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Eisblut

Don't do it on a Bus. Most of them only have Black & White cameras :|

You make a good point.

aRyan · February 10th, 2008, 05:48 PM

Do it out in the woods somewhere, so some poor guy doesn't have to clean it up after. Atleast be respectful to others

c mo · February 10th, 2008, 06:00 PM

yeah do it on video so we can see oh man that was an unexpected response wasnt it

D.O.A. · February 10th, 2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker011

guys,please take this question seriously. i am going to buy a .357 revolver and shoot myself in the temple and hopefully i will die instantly. what i want to know is what is a better method with this kind of weapon,a shot in the temple or a shot in the mouth pointing upward? and,will i hear the shot and then blackout,what do you guys think will happen?

buy the gun, point it at a cop, and die like a man

Beard Rape · February 11th, 2008, 11:04 AM

I will give some advice... Lurk moar.

sickpuppy · February 11th, 2008, 01:12 PM

do it.

Redscorpion · February 20th, 2008, 09:09 AM

i heard that when you put water in your mouth and then shoot in your mouth your head will explode. i'm not sure if that's true. could be possible due to the pressure that occurs.

iquesti0nauthority · February 20th, 2008, 09:23 AM

A- I think you should get help and B- suicide is so cowardly

C- stay away from public areas if youre going to be a moron so other ppl that are probably smarter than you dont get hurt. tyvm

revolva · February 20th, 2008, 09:26 AM

Shoot yourself in the back of the head! this may require some dexterity or engineering skills on your part but I think you'll find that you won't know how effective it was, coz you'll be like fuckin dead and most of your cranium will be sliding down the wall opposite you.

Set up a Camcorder on a tripod, and get a trusted friend to upload the vid to UR immediately afterward. We will arrange for some kind of medium to contact you in the afterlife and you can tell us what it was like then

Blasphemer · February 20th, 2008, 05:26 PM

Shooting yourself in the head is so passe. Shoot yourself in the anus. May hurt a bit and take a bit more time to die but I promise you'll get a more profound reaction when they find your body. With any luck the gun will remain logged in your butt crack adding to the effect.

christine k · February 20th, 2008, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Blasphemer

Shooting yourself in the head is so passe. Shoot yourself in the anus. May hurt a bit and take a bit more time to die but I promise you'll get a more profound reaction when they find your body. With any luck the gun will remain logged in your butt crack adding to the effect.

jhonnik · February 21st, 2008, 07:13 AM

If you wanna be sure you're going out with a beautiful bang, just buy & stick a grenate in your mouth, don't forget to pull the pin out though.

I tell you, it's gonna be more original then shooting yourself trough the head!

February 10th, 2008, 05:48 PM	#20 (permalink)
aRyan Happy Thanksgiving! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 12,386	Do it out in the woods somewhere, so some poor guy doesn't have to clean it up after. Atleast be respectful to others __________________ <currently thinking of new sig.. please stand by>

February 11th, 2008, 01:12 PM	#24 (permalink)
sickpuppy bleed bitch. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: southampton Posts: 755	do it. __________________ me all of you.

February 20th, 2008, 09:09 AM	#25 (permalink)
Redscorpion the kraut Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: siegen Posts: 141	i heard that when you put water in your mouth and then shoot in your mouth your head will explode. i'm not sure if that's true. could be possible due to the pressure that occurs. __________________ All I can do is be me. Whoever that is.

February 20th, 2008, 09:23 AM	#26 (permalink)
iquesti0nauthority Cuckin Sock Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: FLo Rid A Posts: 1,467	A- I think you should get help and B- suicide is so cowardly C- stay away from public areas if youre going to be a moron so other ppl that are probably smarter than you dont get hurt. tyvm __________________ The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

February 21st, 2008, 07:13 AM	#30 (permalink)
jhonnik Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Belgium Posts: 3,187	If you wanna be sure you're going out with a beautiful bang, just buy & stick a grenate in your mouth, don't forget to pull the pin out though. I tell you, it's gonna be more original then shooting yourself trough the head! __________________ “It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.” - Mike Royko

February 10th, 2008, 03:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
Help Me Help Me Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,029	This thread is making me want to color on my face with crayons.

February 10th, 2008, 03:26 PM	#18 (permalink)
Eisblut Super Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ferelden <3 Posts: 2,506	Don't do it on a Bus. Most of them only have Black & White cameras :\|

February 20th, 2008, 09:26 AM	#27 (permalink)
revolva Super duper mmmod Join Date: May 2006 Location: banning Posts: 10,744	Shoot yourself in the back of the head! this may require some dexterity or engineering skills on your part but I think you'll find that you won't know how effective it was, coz you'll be like fuckin dead and most of your cranium will be sliding down the wall opposite you. Set up a Camcorder on a tripod, and get a trusted friend to upload the vid to UR immediately afterward. We will arrange for some kind of medium to contact you in the afterlife and you can tell us what it was like then

February 20th, 2008, 05:26 PM	#28 (permalink)
Blasphemer Looking high Looking Low Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,167	Shooting yourself in the head is so passe. Shoot yourself in the anus. May hurt a bit and take a bit more time to die but I promise you'll get a more profound reaction when they find your body. With any luck the gun will remain logged in your butt crack adding to the effect.

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