I am Planning to kill myself. - Page 7

legne · April 9th, 2009, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morbididy

You will miss life the very second you pull the trigger.

Lolwat.

black_pathology · April 19th, 2009, 06:45 PM

Thought this might help.... Maybe. It's posted with a kind heart.

from: "The Madman" by Gibran Khalil Gibran.

"Crucified"

I cried to men, "I would be crucified!"

And they said, "Why should your blood be upon our heads?"

And I answered, "How else shall you be exalted except by crucifying madmen?"

And they heeded and I was crucified. And the crucifixion appeased me.

And when I was hanged between earth annd heaven they lifted up their heads to see me. And they were exalted, for their heads had never before been lifted.

But as they stood looking up at me one called out, "For what art thou seeking atone?"

And another cried, "In what cause dost thou sacrifice thyself?"

And a third said, "Thinkest thou with this price to buy world glory?"

Then said a fourth, "Behold, how he smiles! Can such pain be forgiven?"

And I answered them all, and said:

"Remember only that I smiled. I do not atone -- nor sacrifice -- nor wish for glory; and I have nothing to forgive. I thirsted -- and I besought you to give me my blood to drink. For what is there can quench a madman's thirst but his own blood? I was dumb -- and I asked wounds of you for mouths. I was imprisoned on your days and nights -- and I sought a door into larger days and nights.

And now I go -- as others already crucified have gone. And think not we are weary of crucifixion. For we must be crucified by larger and yet larger men, between greater earths and greater heavens."

----Don't do it. Endure.

ieatchildren · May 9th, 2009, 02:04 AM

Fucking go for it already. Three tips. Use a shotgun and aim for the brainstem, not temple. Also combine shooting with drowning, so if shooting doesn't do it, you drown.

Courtney · May 10th, 2009, 08:13 PM

Did he do it yet.

GoatFacedPig · May 12th, 2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Courtney

Did he do it yet.

unfortonatly, no....

C_R · May 30th, 2009, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoogins

Additional:
Get pics and/or video

Oh yes, additional additional:
Don't do it bud etc

LOL

Curdled_Pus · July 1st, 2009, 07:57 PM

I don't know bout the $ part but giving pics of the mess would be a generous donation to your fans of UR. Video would be even better.

Is OP serious? I was half-n-half

xhotstuffx · October 12th, 2009, 07:14 PM

ppl who post saying im gonna do it will ye miss me are never gonna do it, attention whore

electric cocksucking machine · October 13th, 2009, 12:17 AM

dont do it m8!!! ppl care!!!

c mo · October 13th, 2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xhotstuffx

ppl who post saying im gonna do it will ye miss me are never gonna do it, attention whore

it's a cry for help ffs! have a heart

Bleedry · October 13th, 2009, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Courtney

Did he do it yet.

December 5th, 2007, 06:28 PM was when he created this whore of a thread.
He just posted yesterday.

You be the Einstein here.

TechnoHolocaust · October 13th, 2009, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alt End

December 5th, 2007, 06:28 PM was when he created this whore of a thread.
He just posted yesterday.

You be the Einstein here.

i'm disappointed, too.

truther · October 14th, 2009, 01:32 PM

Justin Igger · October 15th, 2009, 09:25 PM

Go ahead and do it while I crack open a beer

idiotchild · November 7th, 2009, 03:32 AM

View Poll Results: How would you feel if I am gone?
We would be very proud and will not miss you!	43	32.58%
Hold on a sec? Talking someone into it could work?	14	10.61%
Fine with me just more for us.	26	19.70%
Stick around, We like you here.	67	50.76%
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April 19th, 2009, 06:45 PM	#92 (permalink)
black_pathology Osteomyalitic Sequestrum Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 1,133	Thought this might help.... Maybe. It's posted with a kind heart. from: "The Madman" by Gibran Khalil Gibran. "Crucified" I cried to men, "I would be crucified!" And they said, "Why should your blood be upon our heads?" And I answered, "How else shall you be exalted except by crucifying madmen?" And they heeded and I was crucified. And the crucifixion appeased me. And when I was hanged between earth annd heaven they lifted up their heads to see me. And they were exalted, for their heads had never before been lifted. But as they stood looking up at me one called out, "For what art thou seeking atone?" And another cried, "In what cause dost thou sacrifice thyself?" And a third said, "Thinkest thou with this price to buy world glory?" Then said a fourth, "Behold, how he smiles! Can such pain be forgiven?" And I answered them all, and said: "Remember only that I smiled. I do not atone -- nor sacrifice -- nor wish for glory; and I have nothing to forgive. I thirsted -- and I besought you to give me my blood to drink. For what is there can quench a madman's thirst but his own blood? I was dumb -- and I asked wounds of you for mouths. I was imprisoned on your days and nights -- and I sought a door into larger days and nights. And now I go -- as others already crucified have gone. And think not we are weary of crucifixion. For we must be crucified by larger and yet larger men, between greater earths and greater heavens." ----Don't do it. Endure.

May 9th, 2009, 02:04 AM	#93 (permalink)
ieatchildren Freakin' Noob Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5	Fucking go for it already. Three tips. Use a shotgun and aim for the brainstem, not temple. Also combine shooting with drowning, so if shooting doesn't do it, you drown.

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Courtney Yeah, that's me. Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 78	Did he do it yet.

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xhotstuffx Bastard Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 51	ppl who post saying im gonna do it will ye miss me are never gonna do it, attention whore

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