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October 17th, 2009, 10:31 PM
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UR Scientists? I have a question.
I have a valid inquiry to the medical community of UR.
That is, why is it that apple juice makes you poop? It doesn't make me poop, btw. I am just curious why it makes YOU poop. What is THAT?
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October 18th, 2009, 01:36 AM
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GOOGLE .
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Rod: Let’s get out of 'ere Bill, there’s six Stoke fans staring right at us. Bill: Right, which one's staring at me. Rod: The one with the burberry cap on. Please don't start Bill. Bill: Right see you you cunt, I'll cut you first. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.
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October 18th, 2009, 08:04 AM
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Super Mod
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But with the vast number of intellectuals posting in this forum, the probability of finding good, sound medical advice is a sure thing. You have to admit that much, at least.
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October 18th, 2009, 02:41 PM
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i don't know why it doesn't make YOU poop, but in kids, the tons of sugar in the apple juice will make em' go #2 happy shitting  |
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October 18th, 2009, 04:59 PM
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I don't know about apple juice pooping, but I do know about wolf sharts.
Wolf sharts are a side of effect of wearing a wolf shirt. Regular farts are for pussies, sharts are where it's at. Only the owner of a vast arsenal of wolf shirts can stroll around with a wolf shart in his pants without walking funny.
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October 19th, 2009, 08:31 AM
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Super duper mmmod
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I'll be back later with a serious answer to this question, but I will leave you now to ponder this rhetorical question: If a guy drinks laxative laced apple juice in a forest and there's no one there to notice he's not pooping due to the lone wolf shirt he's wearing and the fact that six huge titted forest nymphs are licking his ass hole, is the lone wolf shirt "cool" diminished in the least?
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October 19th, 2009, 08:34 AM
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Whacked-out Moderator
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This usually only works on kids. It's not really to make them shit it's to soften up their stool if they are constipated.
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October 19th, 2009, 11:15 AM
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I don't discriminate...
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Apple juice does not make me poop. Prune juice makes me poop, and a drinking marathon of Bud Light and Jaggermeister does it as well.
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