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Old February 9th, 2009, 03:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Oral sex and epileptic don't mix

"It happened in Calgary, Alberta. One night a young couple were brought into a hospital's emergency department; the woman was unconscious with head injuries and the man had obviously been injured in the area of his genitals. It seemed that while the two were in their kitchen cooking dinner, the woman - an epileptic - began fellating the man, and of course she suffered a fit; her jaws clamped down on the man's penis, and in desperation he seized the frying pan from the stove and beat her on the head with it until she let go."
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Old February 9th, 2009, 03:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahahahahaha!!!! I'm sooo glad I don't live there anymore. Fuckin crazy's...hehe
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Old February 9th, 2009, 03:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Living where?
What's the point with epileptic seizures and oral sex?
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Old February 9th, 2009, 03:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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In calgary. didn't you even read your own post??? I had a friend who was an epliptic. She didn't give head for that simple reason.
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Old February 9th, 2009, 03:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol, yeah but I just wonder why the fuck living in Calgary as to do with all this
Like there's people with epileptic girlfriends just in Calgary Canada or something, lol.
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Old February 9th, 2009, 04:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Because its not just that kind of stuff that makes calgary crazy. It reminded me of why I moved from there. Thats all. There is no reason to be on the defensive for it. Sheesh...
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Old February 9th, 2009, 04:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old February 9th, 2009, 05:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ohhhh my cock hurts seeing this
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Old February 9th, 2009, 05:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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oh shit!
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Old February 9th, 2009, 06:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old February 9th, 2009, 06:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Да уж... Нам бы ещё видео того эпилептика посмотреть.
To us yet to look video of that epileptic.:
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Old February 11th, 2009, 11:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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So why didn't she take her Dilantin like a good girl? If she knew she had seizures, just take the meds, ffs.
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Old February 12th, 2009, 03:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
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looks like they had to do microsurgey.....
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Old February 15th, 2009, 12:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Funny, I've been to Calgary several times. This definitely caught my attention when I saw the location of this incident. I live 3 hours north of Calgary lol.

This actually makes me laugh pretty hard hahahaha.
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Old February 15th, 2009, 01:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Sounds like some S&M shit to me... me likey!!!!
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