Hog Party Anyone?

Gluttony · May 28th, 2009, 08:58 PM

ok so here is the story.
i was walking home from school, i took the usual route (rail-road tracks, hardly anybody walks through there i dont like being around idiots) as usual, and i come across this man who was a bit on the coo-coo crispy side, he walks slow...VERY slow
i had my viola with me so heres the dialogue

Stranger : Hey what instrument do you play?
Me : viola.
Stranger : oh cool... nice shirt, what does it say?
Me : Death, its a band.
Stranger: i just came out of federal prison, does that bother you?
Me : No. *thinking to myself, "people go to prison"*
Stranger : hey have you seen the robot movie?
Me : what?
Stranger : the terminator
Me : no, is it any good?
Stranger : you know theyre always watching us *points to the sky*
Me : ok...?
Stranger : you dont like me do you?
Me : i dont like meeting new people.
Stranger : so wheres the HOG PARTY?
Me : *looking at em stupefied*
Stranger : *comes closer to me*
Me : BACK THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKEN PEDOPHILE

at this point i thought he was gunna pull a gun out on me so i was shitting bricks

Stanger : *moves back* im sorry for being rude
Me : ...
Stranger : you know god sends someone to-
Me : *i start power walking really fast, and take the nearest exit to a street*
Stranger : *shouts* GOD BLESS YOU!
Me : *whisper to myself* fuck you.

SOOOO, it raises the question WHATS A HOG PARTY??

english rose · May 28th, 2009, 09:44 PM

Spit roast???

ec_nana · May 28th, 2009, 09:58 PM

He's a nut. Why bother yourself with a question from a lunatic?

TickleMeHellNo · May 28th, 2009, 10:36 PM

you're on the internet, it takes two seconds to google it.

Here's a hint, it has something to do with either really big fat people, or Harley's. pick one

Gluttony · May 29th, 2009, 07:57 PM

k thx haha. well i thought it was like an orgy of fat people or something hahahaha. reason why i called em a pedophile. (he looked 30-40 and chubby)

ubee · May 29th, 2009, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gluttony

(and im 15)

lolbai

Beard Rape · May 29th, 2009, 08:15 PM

Whew boy. Does UR.com have any Darwin awards?

Anyways, I am sure there are some 15 year old paedophiles as well.

english rose · May 29th, 2009, 08:45 PM

I think that awards would be a lovely token gesture.

I did wonder about him when he said he was "on his way home from school".

phuchuebuddy · June 13th, 2009, 12:12 AM

Here in NYC, a pig-party is when you gather a bunch of horny fat whores together
and go to town (by mutual consent). Sometimes the pig-party finds you.
One time I was approached and (since it was a bad time) I desperately tried to find
something, anything attractive abought these women - eyes, lips, something.
Fortunately, I declined, hence saving my bar cred. Which worked out a week later.

Curdled_Pus · July 1st, 2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ec_nana

He's a nut. Why bother yourself with a question from a lunatic?

Some lunatics are fun to talk to & to set up strangers who maybe passing by to play jokes on (the passers that it)

Side note. I assume you are least in high school. If so you can beat many of us older folks in a fight. But what most of you lack is the "confidence" do so. Everything maybe there except the confidence. Remember that

aRyan · July 12th, 2009, 01:07 AM

lol dude, you are 15?

ec_nana · July 12th, 2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curdled_Pus

Side note. I assume you are least in high school. If so you can beat many of us older folks in a fight. But what most of you lack is the "confidence" do so. Everything maybe there except the confidence. Remember that

Me? High school??

Gluttony · July 13th, 2009, 08:07 PM

[QUOTE=Winter Hill;1124031]lol dude, you are 15?[/QUOT
yes. and nana hes talking to me

Snoogins · July 13th, 2009, 08:17 PM

Ooops.

venusflytrap · July 13th, 2009, 08:30 PM

snoogins, come into chat and kick these fags pls tia.

May 28th, 2009, 08:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gluttony Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: California Posts: 91	Hog Party Anyone? ok so here is the story. i was walking home from school, i took the usual route (rail-road tracks, hardly anybody walks through there i dont like being around idiots) as usual, and i come across this man who was a bit on the coo-coo crispy side, he walks slow...VERY slow i had my viola with me so heres the dialogue Stranger : Hey what instrument do you play? Me : viola. Stranger : oh cool... nice shirt, what does it say? Me : Death, its a band. Stranger: i just came out of federal prison, does that bother you? Me : No. thinking to myself, "people go to prison" Stranger : hey have you seen the robot movie? Me : what? Stranger : the terminator Me : no, is it any good? Stranger : you know theyre always watching us points to the sky Me : ok...? Stranger : you dont like me do you? Me : i dont like meeting new people. Stranger : so wheres the HOG PARTY? Me : looking at em stupefied Stranger : comes closer to me Me : BACK THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKEN PEDOPHILE at this point i thought he was gunna pull a gun out on me so i was shitting bricks Stanger : moves back im sorry for being rude Me : ... Stranger : you know god sends someone to- Me : i start power walking really fast, and take the nearest exit to a street Stranger : shouts GOD BLESS YOU! Me : whisper to myself fuck you. SOOOO, it raises the question WHATS A HOG PARTY??

May 28th, 2009, 09:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
ec_nana U . R . V Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,559	He's a nut. Why bother yourself with a question from a lunatic? __________________ Rage becomes truly horrifying when everyone has forgotten how the poison got into their system and no one knows, or cares, how to get it out. We, humans, are nothing but flies to the Gods who played us for their sport.

May 28th, 2009, 10:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
TickleMeHellNo Whacked-out Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In a state full of mental midgets. Posts: 2,896	you're on the internet, it takes two seconds to google it. Here's a hint, it has something to do with either really big fat people, or Harley's. pick one __________________ I once crocheted a pair of fuzzy purple balls and sent them to my ex for Christmas. After his excessive whining and emo attitude he was having trouble finding his own

May 29th, 2009, 07:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gluttony Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: California Posts: 91	k thx haha. well i thought it was like an orgy of fat people or something hahahaha. reason why i called em a pedophile. (he looked 30-40 and chubby) Last edited by Gluttony; May 29th, 2009 at 08:26 PM..

July 12th, 2009, 01:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
aRyan Happy Thanksgiving! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 12,384	lol dude, you are 15? __________________ <currently thinking of new sig.. please stand by>

May 28th, 2009, 09:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
english rose Is lovely Join Date: May 2009 Location: The mother country Posts: 2,289	Spit roast???

May 29th, 2009, 08:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
english rose Is lovely Join Date: May 2009 Location: The mother country Posts: 2,289	I think that awards would be a lovely token gesture. I did wonder about him when he said he was "on his way home from school".

June 13th, 2009, 12:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
phuchuebuddy Start a thread, dammit Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 806	Here in NYC, a pig-party is when you gather a bunch of horny fat whores together and go to town (by mutual consent). Sometimes the pig-party finds you. One time I was approached and (since it was a bad time) I desperately tried to find something, anything attractive abought these women - eyes, lips, something. Fortunately, I declined, hence saving my bar cred. Which worked out a week later.

July 13th, 2009, 08:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
Gluttony Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: California Posts: 91	[QUOTE=Winter Hill;1124031]lol dude, you are 15?[/QUOT yes. and nana hes talking to me

July 13th, 2009, 08:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
Snoogins Administrator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,547	Ooops. __________________

July 13th, 2009, 08:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
venusflytrap . Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,161	snoogins, come into chat and kick these fags pls tia.

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