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Old April 5th, 2008, 04:33 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2008, 09:04 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2008, 09:48 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2008, 09:50 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2008, 09:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old April 16th, 2008, 11:30 AM   #21 (permalink)
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13... computer fraud (hacking bank accounts)
17... street racing, evaiding arest, blowing road block (dumb,dumb,dumb...)
19... inciting a riot (acuna, mexico they wouldn't start the donkey show)
23... urinating in public ( i was drunk...)

i've been good for almost 5yrs might be marrage.. and a kid
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if they want to jump-start this economy, i say give every man woman and child 20,000 dollars. of course illegal aliens won't get a dime, but hey, we would all be able to hire one to mow our grass.
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Old April 16th, 2008, 07:57 PM   #22 (permalink)
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bugbyte is the coolest person here srsly

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Old April 17th, 2008, 06:57 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I want to hear more about the donkey show.
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Old April 17th, 2008, 07:33 AM   #24 (permalink)
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europeans and their crazy soccer riots have nothing on the carnage of the donkey show
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Old April 28th, 2008, 07:32 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I want to hear more about the donkey show.
Well its not hot but it is one of the funniest things you will ever see. I didn't see a complete show because I walked in late on the one at PM that started at 930 or something the one I waited for at midnight hadn't started by at least AM and by that time I was drunk and so was about 15-20 others so we acted stupid and got arrested. I was in jail for something like 10-12 days lost count. I tried to get my parents to get me out... they wouldn't. I drove down there with 4 other friends from college(SWT/now Texas State). They eventually said if we give them our van we can go they gave us a Chevy Beretta and 200.00 American and told us to leave(they kept the 93 Dodge Conversion Van a nice van at the time).

As for the Donkey It looked like the thing was drunk with its tongue hanging out laying on its back with the guys holding its legs up the chick was about 40-50 been around for a while took it like a champ. the donkey came and that was it. One of my friends ended up with a Corona bottle that some chick had squatted down on and picked it up with her pussy. His wife found it like 2 or 3 years ago and found out what it was and destroyed it. Funny shit good times
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Old June 4th, 2008, 03:02 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old June 5th, 2008, 10:46 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old June 7th, 2008, 12:37 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Poop? EEEEWWWWW!

I saw lots of poo-slinging when I worked there. By any chance, was the culprit of African extraction?
I worked at Napa State hospital in California...plenty of poo and cum slinging, but the real cum slingers are the developmentally disables, they have no qualms about standing around whacking in the day room.

Prison me no, 1 overnight in jail in my 20's (drunk tank).
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Old June 7th, 2008, 12:42 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old June 7th, 2008, 12:57 PM   #30 (permalink)
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