Things that scare you.

Beard Rape · October 27th, 2009, 06:50 PM

In lieu of the Halloween season... what scares you?

I'd like to mention one thing that has afflicted mankind for generations.

Imagine this scenario. You are walking alone on a deserted road. It's at night and the sky is pitch black. You think you hear a noise. You turn around. There is nothing there. You walk a bit further... you get the feeling something is breathing down your neck. You turn around and lo and behold, a dump-truck of a woman is hot on your heels and ready to feast.

Yes, that's right. I am talking about extremely obese women who walk quietly and sneak up behind you when you least expect it. I had my first experience with said phenomenon today and I still have the chills just thinking about it.
How the fuck can someone so fat bypass sensory detection? What kind of shoes are able to withstand the forces of gravity without shrieking under such a large mass... I mean, most fat people's shoes sound like a family of mice being bludgeoned to death. So how is it that there is a small group of obese ppl that are ninja-like...

fuck

kittyleap · October 27th, 2009, 06:54 PM

was she jolly?

Beard Rape · October 27th, 2009, 06:58 PM

Her face was kind of sunken in. I couldn't discern any human features on her face intelligible enough so as to convey a sense of emotion.

english rose · October 27th, 2009, 07:00 PM

Zombies.
they're brain dead, no reasoning with them.

kittyleap · October 27th, 2009, 07:03 PM

yes but if they are jolly?

Beard Rape · October 27th, 2009, 07:15 PM

There is this conventional wisdom that fat people are more desirable if they are jolly. Bullshit. A jolly fat person might clog up your toilet, or your chimney.

If fat people or zombies are jolly, then they are up to no good

C_R · October 27th, 2009, 08:13 PM

Heh, well put. ^

janine · October 28th, 2009, 05:46 AM

ROTFLMFAO BR

Beard Rape · October 29th, 2009, 11:44 PM

Something else that scares me... Waking up with pubic hairs stuck between my teeth.

Surgeon · October 30th, 2009, 01:40 AM

I'm afraid of spiders.
Cross dressers and midgets just make me shudder. I don't shake their hands either.

venusflytrap · October 30th, 2009, 01:47 AM

spiders and old fat men that look at me and lick their lips :S

revolva · October 30th, 2009, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beard Rape

Something else that scares me... Waking up with pubic hairs stuck between my teeth.

waking up with teeth stuck in my pubes is somethng I can never get used to either

Beard Rape · October 30th, 2009, 03:06 AM

Unless they are gold plated. Then you open a bottle of champagne!

wino · October 30th, 2009, 07:38 AM

dentist

Blistik · October 30th, 2009, 07:42 AM

Clowns. I seriously HATE clowns. And snakes, especially Brown snakes, coz they'll chase you..really aggressive little beasts.

October 27th, 2009, 06:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
kittyleap super moderatewhore Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: tanelorn Posts: 10,580	was she jolly? __________________ quite an experience to live in fear isn't it? that's what it is to be a slave.

October 27th, 2009, 07:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
kittyleap super moderatewhore Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: tanelorn Posts: 10,580	yes but if they are jolly? __________________ quite an experience to live in fear isn't it? that's what it is to be a slave.

October 27th, 2009, 08:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
C_R Rigor Mortis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2,627	Heh, well put. ^ __________________ Rod: Let’s get out of 'ere Bill, there’s six Stoke fans staring right at us. Bill: Right, which one's staring at me. Rod: The one with the burberry cap on. Please don't start Bill. Bill: Right see you you cunt, I'll cut you first. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.

October 28th, 2009, 05:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
janine Animal Liberation Front Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: out trail riding Posts: 1,647	ROTFLMFAO BR __________________

October 30th, 2009, 01:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
Surgeon Surgeon said: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,858	I'm afraid of spiders. Cross dressers and midgets just make me shudder. I don't shake their hands either. __________________

October 27th, 2009, 07:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
english rose Is lovely Join Date: May 2009 Location: The mother country Posts: 2,289	Zombies. they're brain dead, no reasoning with them.

October 30th, 2009, 01:47 AM	#11 (permalink)
venusflytrap . Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,161	spiders and old fat men that look at me and lick their lips :S __________________ <meth> bend over you little slut

October 30th, 2009, 07:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
wino LOOKIN 4 TITUS CROW Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: near side of the outback Posts: 999	dentist __________________ "Whisky is a wonderful drink. It makes you see double and feel single"

October 30th, 2009, 07:42 AM	#15 (permalink)
Blistik Blue Orchid Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: At the Hotel Yorba Posts: 5,614	Clowns. I seriously HATE clowns. And snakes, especially Brown snakes, coz they'll chase you..really aggressive little beasts. __________________ I've come to the conclusion (coz I've been here for a bit), that half of what you read is bull and the other half's all shit.

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