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Old November 1st, 2009, 10:06 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Came home from a long week on the road. Wanted to cook my frozen cod and rice. When I measured out the rice into a cup, I noticed some grains had a black end. Closer examination showed that the "rice grains" were some sort of bug larva. I found them in the pancake mix box and flour bag also along with a reddish beetle bug, probably the adult. I had to thow out all the flour and oatmeal. A week later I was making chili and tried to shake out some red pepper, when nothing would come out. I removed the shaker top to find it solid with dead red beetle bugs like the ones in the flour and rice from a week earlier. In the Cayan Pepper? How could they even have lived?
If I were you, I would've become totally paranoid about every single thing in the kitchen. Opening everything & perhaps dumping everything too!
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Old November 2nd, 2009, 04:35 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old November 2nd, 2009, 11:40 PM   #33 (permalink)
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^^^ Sadly, not always the case.
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Old November 2nd, 2009, 11:44 PM   #34 (permalink)
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While drinking a beer, I tilted my head back and chugged the last bit, when something felt funny in my mouth. I pulled out a dead gypsy moth catapillar. Was it in the can, or was there a joker around?

Came home from a long week on the road. Wanted to cook my frozen cod and rice. When I measured out the rice into a cup, I noticed some grains had a black end. Closer examination showed that the "rice grains" were some sort of bug larva. I found them in the pancake mix box and flour bag also along with a reddish beetle bug, probably the adult. I had to thow out all the flour and oatmeal. A week later I was making chili and tried to shake out some red pepper, when nothing would come out. I removed the shaker top to find it solid with dead red beetle bugs like the ones in the flour and rice from a week earlier. In the Cayan Pepper? How could they even have lived?
Just a simple inquiry... do you go shopping in your neighbors trash can or what?
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:11 PM   #35 (permalink)
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One time a few years ago I was gonna make pancakes for everyone and they were all excited and when I poured the flower into my mixing bowl there were maggots all over, lol.
It may have been weevils like xsuzie below. I've never hears of maggots in flower but that mean nothing either


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YUCK! once my friends and i went to make a cake and when i poured out the mix into the bowl it was all full of weevils and maggots!!!! they had gotten in the box and chwed into the bag and started a little life there.
fucking groooss!
To your question Gogo. Yes. I used to live ion Texas & you better get used to them there. By them time you see one there are many more. To this day I still insult people by automatically rinsing out my glasses before I drink something. I don't mean to it's just how many take it even if they are used to being around roaches.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 10:21 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I've never had it anything like that in my house, but when I was younger a friend I hung out with had a very nasty house.
The whole family was dirty, all of them. I was 16 and hanging out for the free party that was always happening.

Anyway, I was always careful to not eat or drink anything there, unless I brought it or was a sealed beer can.
But, one weekend, I was parched and got myself a glass of soda. It wasn't until after I finished the drink that I saw the roach stuck to the bottom of the inside of the glass.

I'm just glad I drank it quickly and it didn't have time to soak and work it's way loose. Never ate or drank shit there again....but I did continue to party there. If it weren't for the weed, I probably would have never gone back.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 03:22 AM   #37 (permalink)
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it didn't have time to soak and work it's way loose.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 07:34 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Just a simple inquiry... do you go shopping in your neighbors trash can or what?
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I've never had it anything like that in my house, but when I was younger a friend I hung out with had a very nasty house.
The whole family was dirty, all of them. I was 16 and hanging out for the free party that was always happening.

Anyway, I was always careful to not eat or drink anything there, unless I brought it or was a sealed beer can.
But, one weekend, I was parched and got myself a glass of soda. It wasn't until after I finished the drink that I saw the roach stuck to the bottom of the inside of the glass.

I'm just glad I drank it quickly and it didn't have time to soak and work it's way loose. Never ate or drank shit there again....but I did continue to party there. If it weren't for the weed, I probably would have never gone back.
My friends house was like this too, and the only reason I ever went over there was to get fucked up. Dog used to shit on the floor upstairs and his parents would just leave it there...
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Old November 4th, 2009, 07:54 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Old November 4th, 2009, 08:22 AM   #40 (permalink)
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When I had my first own apartment I used to smoke inside and use empty beer bottles, standing next to the full one, as ashtrays. Guess which one I used? I drank it anyway
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Old November 4th, 2009, 08:35 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old November 4th, 2009, 07:31 PM   #42 (permalink)
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My friends house was like this too, and the only reason I ever went over there was to get fucked up. Dog used to shit on the floor upstairs and his parents would just leave it there...
This friends house was like that, but it was bird shit instead. They had two Parrots they let roam all over the house, and sometimes one would just shit right on the back of the sofa. They just kinda rubbed it in.


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When I had my first own apartment I used to smoke inside and use empty beer bottles, standing next to the full one, as ashtrays. Guess which one I used? I drank it anyway
That's happened to me too. But with dip spit instead of cigarette butts. People spitting their shit in a can I thought was mine.
That was fucking nasty.

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Old November 6th, 2009, 12:40 AM   #43 (permalink)
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When I was a kid, I loved cinnamon Pop Tarts. One day when I opened up a package of them, I saw that one tart had a big tunneled hole in it- and there was a bunch of bright orange bug- eggs in a cluster to one side of the hole. Thank God I saw it before I took a bite.
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I've never had it anything like that in my house, but when I was younger a friend I hung out with had a very nasty house.
The whole family was dirty, all of them. I was 16 and hanging out for the free party that was always happening.

Anyway, I was always careful to not eat or drink anything there, unless I brought it or was a sealed beer can.
But, one weekend, I was parched and got myself a glass of soda. It wasn't until after I finished the drink that I saw the roach stuck to the bottom of the inside of the glass.

I'm just glad I drank it quickly and it didn't have time to soak and work it's way loose. Never ate or drank shit there again....but I did continue to party there. If it weren't for the weed, I probably would have never gone back.
I used to baby-sit for a filthy white trash family. One day I moved a big pile of dirty laundry off of the living room couch and a bunch of bald, dead baby mice fell out of the pile.
I also saw a totally mumified bologna sandwhich on the floor behind the toilet that day.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 03:01 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I used to baby-sit for a filthy white trash family. One day I moved a big pile of dirty laundry off of the living room couch and a bunch of bald, dead baby mice fell out of the pile.
I also saw a totally mumified bologna sandwhich on the floor behind the toilet that day.
That's pretty fucking foul, lol. I only laugh because I've been through the same thing.
I don't know how people live like that.
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