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Old May 23rd, 2009, 03:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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18 May, 11:25 PM

Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.

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Old May 23rd, 2009, 05:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old September 24th, 2009, 10:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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