Drunk man got two hammered (up his butt).

Peterpigman · October 13th, 2009, 02:27 PM

A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum.

These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools.

The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain.

Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end.

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.

"He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.

"But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well."

Surgeons had to perform surgery to remove the striking objects.

After his drunken episode we're sure Firoiu won't be getting hammered again for a while.

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Funeral Fog · October 13th, 2009, 05:30 PM

Oh shit.
That makes my stomach hurt.

TechnoHolocaust · October 13th, 2009, 05:57 PM

i guess laxatives are quite expensive

October 13th, 2009, 02:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Peterpigman A Regent Pimp Join Date: May 2006 Location: Win Posts: 15,381	Drunk man got two hammered (up his butt). A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum. These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools. The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain. Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end. Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated. "He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation. "But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well." Surgeons had to perform surgery to remove the striking objects. After his drunken episode we're sure Firoiu won't be getting hammered again for a while. link __________________ "I see dumb people"

October 13th, 2009, 05:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
Funeral Fog Grim and Frostbitten. Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Illinois. Posts: 92	Oh shit. That makes my stomach hurt. __________________ *Total Brutal.*

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October 13th, 2009, 05:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
TechnoHolocaust tiocfaidh ár lá Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Inside the fucking saxophone Posts: 310	i guess laxatives are quite expensive