Teeth - Trailer (2008) A Pussy That Bites!

[jhonnik]

Before the trailer, here's...

A LITTLE HISTORY

Vagina dentata, the unconscious belief that a woman may eat or castrate her partner during intercourse -- literally, the "toothed vagina" -- is a classic mythological symbol of men's fear of sex. It appears in the mythology of countless cultures and societies down through the years.

• One Native American myth states “A fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman.”
• The Yanomamo said one of the first beings on earth was a woman whose vagina became a toothed mouth and bit off her consort's penis.
• The more patriarchal the society, the more deeply rooted the fear seems to be. Men of Malekula, having overthrown their matriarchate, were haunted by a Yonic spirit called "that which draws us to It so that It may devour us."
• Chinese patriarchs said women's genitals were not only gateways to immortality but also "executioners of men."
• Muslim aphorisms said: "Three things are insatiable: the desert, the grave, and a woman's vulva."
• Polynesians said the savior-god Maui tried to find eternal life by crawling into the mouth (or vagina) of his mother Hina, in effect trying to return to the womb of the Creatress; but she bit him in two and killed him.

Looking into, touching or entering the female orifice seems fraught with hidden fears, signified by the confusion of sex with death in overwhelming numbers of male minds and myths. Since vulvas have labiae, "lips," many men have believed that behind the lips lie teeth. Christian authorities of the middle ages taught that certain witches, with the help of the moon and magic spells, could grow fangs in their vaginas. They likened women's genitals to the "yawning" mouth of hell. How’s that for romantic?



Official site: http://www.teethmovie.com/home.html

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[GorehoundLarry]

i wanna see it so bad.

[Hilltopper]

WTF


Actually, this isn't the first movie on this myth. I am aware of this one...Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy

[GoLo]

..LoL

[GorehoundLarry]

Great f'n movie.

[AcIdBaTh]

Looks like an awesome movie.

[ec_nana]

Men are gonna squirm....

[CMinus]

"What'd you put in here?" Haha...

[RadiantHades]

Great stuff.

[Borracho MD]

I thought it was a cool premise and while it did have some funny and gross elements to it I really felt like the director could have done more with the concept.

I did enjoy the cautionary aspect of the story, as I've known some women who have done far worse than just rip a mans ding-dong off.

[ec_nana]

^^ Any stories to tell?

[7digits]

That was hot.

[Borracho MD]

Originally Posted by ec_nana

^^ Any stories to tell?

I do enjoy coming onto a new forum and writing long winded posts about stories from my life... lol but the last thing I want people to think is that I am trying to win friends and garner respect simply by having a "Big Fish" for every possible scenario or thread topic that arises. I guess the truth is I have known a lot of people over the course of my life who have done a lot of weird shit and I have become a herald, of sorts, to their deeds.

My sister had a friend who found out her husband was having an affair. She had undeniable proof. (Emails which she printed out)
She removed some of the screws on his step ladder the day before he did that months gutter cleaning. (where we live there are a fuck ton of oak trees so the fall is usually leaf city) This guy... well he obviously didn't have enough sense to stay true to his wife and he also obviously didn't have enough sense to NOT stand on the very top of the step ladder as he worked. The ladder collapsed, he fell on his shoulders shattering his collar bone and right scapula thanks to the cornered (sharp corners sticking up vertically) bricks that lined the walkway as well as cutting his legs up and twisting an ankle really bad (i think he had a torn ligament in one foot) He laid there for about 10 mins screaming.

Finally she came outside, showed him the emails as he writhed in pain. She walked back inside and came out again with her stuff packed up in travel suitcases and put it into the car. She walked back over to him and sat down on the walkway. From what she told us he just started crying like a baby. Maybe he thought his fall was karma for cheating? She gave him two choices: 1: She leaves and divorce or 2: He promises to never cheat, look at another girl again and she takes him to the hospital.

Of course he went with option 2. This girl was very demure, quiet, very much a lady but inside lurked a cold calculating Machiavellian princess.
This guy was cocky, a jock, really boastful but today he is a little lamb and a pretty good dad to their 2 kids.

All that in mind, I don't fuck with or disrespect women. Hell, my girlfriend is 1/4th Saudi, 1/4th Sicilian and half Irish. If I mess up she is liable to chop me up with a machete and cook me in a stew with some garlic and potatoes.

I know another girl who put some Vaseline in her vagina when she and her boyfriend where fucking. They had been fighting off and on and he was being a pretty big jerk anytime his friends were around and she was there.
So anyway, he had a condom on, the condom broke (cause the Vaseline eats the latex) and he ejaculated inside of her. He started freaking out and she started going "Omg omg omg, I'm ovulating". So she strung him along for a couple weeks and made his life hellish before telling him she wasn't pregnant. Truth was she had just started her menstrual cycle for that month (but I guess was not bleeding yet) when all this went down.
I asked her "well what would you have done if he had freaked out and left you?" She told me "well if he did then he obviously didn't love me, did he?" Couldn't argue with that logic. They are still together, pretty happy couple these days.

[RadiantHades]

^ interesting read, elx..