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Old October 5th, 2009, 01:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Help! I can't enjoy movies correctly

I can almost truthfully say that I can only enjoy the parts of movies with good character development. Once they progress into a series of violence and explosions sequences, I get really bored and don't really want to watch them anymore.

The only people to blame is ourselves for being so stupid. We're the target audience and are thus defining film of this millenium and causing them all to suck balls. We have to realize that after the 100th movie of a film choreographer trying to make it the most action packed film of all time, nothing stands as new or original. We need more intellectual films that aren't with political bias. Thanks for reading.

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Old October 5th, 2009, 03:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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^^ you need to stick to the PIXAR movies........
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Old October 5th, 2009, 04:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old October 5th, 2009, 05:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't go to the movies to get intellectually stimulated - for that we have books.

I go to the movies to watch some expensive CGI explosions and gunshots.
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Old October 5th, 2009, 05:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old October 5th, 2009, 06:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah..It really gets me mad when you go to all the effort of downloading a film and its crap.
Such a waste of money
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Old October 5th, 2009, 08:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I am not the target audience. I've been to see 2 or 3 movies in the theater in the past 5 or so years and each experience was more dismal than the last.

Jurassic Park was the last film that made me thankful for cinema.

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I go to the movies to watch some expensive CGI explosions and gunshots.
I go to the movies to watch Jerry Bruckheimer's splooge blot out EVERYTHING... everything except how amazing and virile JB is. It's so versatile, whenever there is a weak plot or character in the film, incomes splooge. It's like white out.
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Old October 7th, 2009, 06:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Like snoogins said if you dont like todays cinema read a book for christs sakes or stick to disney movies
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Old October 7th, 2009, 03:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Join Netflix and watch them online. Their silverlight software is fucking fantastic, it learns to read your mind and shows you what you will like.

It comes up with a lot of obscure stuff I never would have thought about, and rates it, and I am very rarely if ever disappointed.
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I can almost truthfully say that I can only enjoy the parts of movies with good character development. Once they progress into a series of violence and explosions sequences, I get really bored and don't really want to watch them anymore.

The only people to blame is ourselves for being so stupid. We're the target audience and are thus defining film of this millenium and causing them all to suck balls. We have to realize that after the 100th movie of a film choreographer trying to make it the most action packed film of all time, nothing stands as new or original. We need more intellectual films that aren't with political bias. Thanks for reading.
You should buy a vibrator. It'll make the movie better.
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Old October 7th, 2009, 06:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't go to the movies to get intellectually stimulated - for that we have books.

I go to the movies to watch some expensive CGI explosions and gunshots.
I agree with you for the most part, though atmosphere is also extremely important to me, and I feel strongly that overuse of CGI can be a very bad thing. Just look at the Star Wars prequels, for fuck's sake.

In other words, I prefer to get my CGI from video and computer games, rather than movies.

The 1980s was the best decade in cinema, bringing us timeless action adventure classics like Blade Runner; the Indiana Jones trilogy (look at the modern sequel for that one, too); Army of Darkness; They Live; Jason Vorhees, Freddy Kreuger, and Michael Myers movies (started in the 1970s but came into their own in the 1980s); Gremlins; Big Trouble in Little China; Blood Sport; First Blood (Rambo); Die Hard; The Terminator; Total Recall; the Alien series (again, started on the ass-end of the 1970s but really "belongs" to the 1980s); and last but not least, the Mad Max series (once again, ass end of the 1970s).

I could go on forever. The 1990s had some good ones too, like Boondock Saints, The Matrix, Blade, and Natural Born Killers, but almost every movie I named in the preceding paragraph is the stuff legends are made of.

Nowadays, the fancy computer graphics and special effects really do seem to stifle creativity, and the whole environment of the 2000s just doesn't seem to foster the same exciting and mysterious feelings as the 1980s, when it seemed anything was possible, and jean jackets, frizzy hairdos, mullets, and Michael Jackson were the fucking shit.

Not sure how that era seems from an Englishman's perspective though, the culture is different here.
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Old October 7th, 2009, 08:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Here are some films I think you'd enjoy:

Kids
Gummo
Sweet Movie
Meet The Feebles
The Royal Tenenbaums
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