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Leaving Noobdom
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Help! I can't enjoy movies correctly
I can almost truthfully say that I can only enjoy the parts of movies with good character development. Once they progress into a series of violence and explosions sequences, I get really bored and don't really want to watch them anymore.
The only people to blame is ourselves for being so stupid. We're the target audience and are thus defining film of this millenium and causing them all to suck balls. We have to realize that after the 100th movie of a film choreographer trying to make it the most action packed film of all time, nothing stands as new or original. We need more intellectual films that aren't with political bias. Thanks for reading. Last edited by Snoogins; October 5th, 2009 at 02:38 PM.. Reason: No flamez plz |
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Give me a beer !!!!
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: pouring anal lube on your prolapse
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^^ you need to stick to the PIXAR movies........
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Rigor Mortis
Join Date: May 2009
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Quit yer bitchin'.
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Rigor Mortis
Join Date: May 2009
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Rod: Let’s get out of 'ere Bill, there’s six Stoke fans staring right at us. Bill: Right, which one's staring at me. Rod: The one with the burberry cap on. Please don't start Bill. Bill: Right see you you cunt, I'll cut you first. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.
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Like shit off a shovel
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Yeah..It really gets me mad when you go to all the effort of downloading a film and its crap.
Such a waste of money
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Beardsville, IL
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I am not the target audience. I've been to see 2 or 3 movies in the theater in the past 5 or so years and each experience was more dismal than the last.
Jurassic Park was the last film that made me thankful for cinema. I go to the movies to watch Jerry Bruckheimer's splooge blot out EVERYTHING... everything except how amazing and virile JB is. It's so versatile, whenever there is a weak plot or character in the film, incomes splooge. It's like white out.
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Old School S&N
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 1,462
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Join Netflix and watch them online. Their silverlight software is fucking fantastic, it learns to read your mind and shows you what you will like.
It comes up with a lot of obscure stuff I never would have thought about, and rates it, and I am very rarely if ever disappointed.
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Surgeon said:
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 3,858
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An intellectual vibrator. |
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Wolf Den
Posts: 8,222
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In other words, I prefer to get my CGI from video and computer games, rather than movies. The 1980s was the best decade in cinema, bringing us timeless action adventure classics like Blade Runner; the Indiana Jones trilogy (look at the modern sequel for that one, too); Army of Darkness; They Live; Jason Vorhees, Freddy Kreuger, and Michael Myers movies (started in the 1970s but came into their own in the 1980s); Gremlins; Big Trouble in Little China; Blood Sport; First Blood (Rambo); Die Hard; The Terminator; Total Recall; the Alien series (again, started on the ass-end of the 1970s but really "belongs" to the 1980s); and last but not least, the Mad Max series (once again, ass end of the 1970s). I could go on forever. The 1990s had some good ones too, like Boondock Saints, The Matrix, Blade, and Natural Born Killers, but almost every movie I named in the preceding paragraph is the stuff legends are made of. Nowadays, the fancy computer graphics and special effects really do seem to stifle creativity, and the whole environment of the 2000s just doesn't seem to foster the same exciting and mysterious feelings as the 1980s, when it seemed anything was possible, and jean jackets, frizzy hairdos, mullets, and Michael Jackson were the fucking shit. Not sure how that era seems from an Englishman's perspective though, the culture is different here.
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