Texas Safari

phuchuebuddy · August 27th, 2009, 09:33 PM

Texas offers private big game ranches featuring "exotic" anamials for
the discriminating hunter. Prices start at $20,000 and go WAY higher
depending on the species desired. Butchering and taxidermy is extra, of course.
Example:
http://www.circleeranch.com/index.htm

Seroquel · August 27th, 2009, 10:10 PM

What the fuck are they gonna do with that hippo? Apparently, you can also shoot a Zebra. This is ridiculous.

TickleMeHellNo · August 27th, 2009, 10:19 PM

That is horrible and sickening tbh.

Battlerange · August 27th, 2009, 10:51 PM

I have guns, but only a loser has a picture taken with an animal they killed. What glory can be found in killing innocent animals???? How can anybody shoot a giraffe?

Phantom_Fury · August 27th, 2009, 11:47 PM

i can understand killing humans but animals...they're almost infallible if you think about it.

Seroquel · August 28th, 2009, 12:23 AM

Then again you gotta think about the money they get back when they sell all the dicks and glands to chinese soup kitchens.

Gogo · August 28th, 2009, 01:41 AM

What a disgusting practice. I thought these exotic animals were protected.
It's not a real safari so where is the sport? Not that I advocate that kind of crap.
Thanks for the pics and info Phuc.

meececat · August 28th, 2009, 01:49 AM

they're just making up for lack of penis size. losers.

janine · August 28th, 2009, 01:55 AM

The great white dickless hunter these are called canned hunts for the filthy rich scavengers who dont have anything better to do but murder wildlife in a captive situation whom was raised by us and has no fear of us fucking worthless human trash:f uckoff:

Barbarian · August 28th, 2009, 03:38 AM

Yes, these men pay top dollar to walk up to a giraffe while it looks at them (probably saying hello in giraffe talk) then they shoot it for a photo and put its head on their living room wall.
They make me sick.

trixie128 · August 28th, 2009, 04:10 AM

The life insurance you have to have in place to do these things is crazy high...some start at $1,000,000.

Beard Rape · August 28th, 2009, 05:37 AM

Ooh. A giraffe. Behold... the most dangerous animal in the wild. A true game animal

ShoShoBitch · August 28th, 2009, 09:06 AM

I wish I could throw those hunters into a huge meat grinder feet first

aRyan · August 28th, 2009, 02:30 PM

There is no reason to hunt those any of those animals, whether they were bred in captivity or not. But the horns on #4. Wow, that's impressive.

L.K.W. · August 28th, 2009, 02:39 PM

What losers honestly, I second Battlerange who the fuck wants to kill a Giraffe? They're just plain awesome, or any "exotic" animal for that matter. Pathetic...

August 27th, 2009, 09:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
phuchuebuddy Start a thread, dammit Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 806	Texas Safari Texas offers private big game ranches featuring "exotic" anamials for the discriminating hunter. Prices start at $20,000 and go WAY higher depending on the species desired. Butchering and taxidermy is extra, of course. Example: http://www.circleeranch.com/index.htm Attached Thumbnails

August 27th, 2009, 10:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Seroquel reared it's ugly head and Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: sprawling... Posts: 1,344	What the fuck are they gonna do with that hippo? Apparently, you can also shoot a Zebra. This is ridiculous. __________________ Fuck a signature.

August 27th, 2009, 10:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
TickleMeHellNo Whacked-out Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In a state full of mental midgets. Posts: 2,927	That is horrible and sickening tbh. __________________ I once crocheted a pair of fuzzy purple balls and sent them to my ex for Christmas. After his excessive whining and emo attitude he was having trouble finding his own

August 28th, 2009, 12:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
Seroquel reared it's ugly head and Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: sprawling... Posts: 1,344	Then again you gotta think about the money they get back when they sell all the dicks and glands to chinese soup kitchens. __________________ Fuck a signature.

August 28th, 2009, 01:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gogo Psycho Moderator Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: detox Posts: 1,338	What a disgusting practice. I thought these exotic animals were protected. It's not a real safari so where is the sport? Not that I advocate that kind of crap. Thanks for the pics and info Phuc. __________________ blood blood gimme blood - bloody bloody bloody - bloody blood

August 27th, 2009, 10:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Battlerange 2 Guns Blazing Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 686	I have guns, but only a loser has a picture taken with an animal they killed. What glory can be found in killing innocent animals???? How can anybody shoot a giraffe?

August 27th, 2009, 11:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Phantom_Fury it's all a dream... Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 843	i can understand killing humans but animals...they're almost infallible if you think about it.

August 28th, 2009, 01:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
meececat I'm just saying Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: upstate sc Posts: 898	they're just making up for lack of penis size. losers.

August 28th, 2009, 01:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
janine Animal Liberation Front Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: out trail riding Posts: 1,647	The great white dickless hunter these are called canned hunts for the filthy rich scavengers who dont have anything better to do but murder wildlife in a captive situation whom was raised by us and has no fear of us fucking worthless human trash:f uckoff: __________________

August 28th, 2009, 04:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
trixie128 Not A Noob Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Screwston Posts: 201	The life insurance you have to have in place to do these things is crazy high...some start at $1,000,000.

August 28th, 2009, 09:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
ShoShoBitch Freakin' Noob Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 6	I wish I could throw those hunters into a huge meat grinder feet first

August 28th, 2009, 02:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
aRyan Happy Thanksgiving! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 12,392	There is no reason to hunt those any of those animals, whether they were bred in captivity or not. But the horns on #4. Wow, that's impressive. __________________ <currently thinking of new sig.. please stand by>

August 28th, 2009, 02:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
L.K.W. Ministry of Order Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Get Fucked Posts: 343	What losers honestly, I second Battlerange who the fuck wants to kill a Giraffe? They're just plain awesome, or any "exotic" animal for that matter. Pathetic... __________________ War is our faith, and the shadow of glory will always shine upon us. Glory & Freedom, Loyalty & Pride, Power & Strife.

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