God Bless the USA, Fuck Common Sense

[Suicide Boy]

Perfect example of why the US is the best country in the world:

A six-year-old sent to 45 days of reform school for bringing a Cub Scouts eating utensil set to school to eat lunch with and show his friends.

News Article

Originally Posted by Excerpt

NEWARK, Del. — Finding character witnesses when you are 6 years old is not easy. But there was Zachary Christie last week at a school disciplinary committee hearing with his karate instructor and his mother’s fiancé by his side to vouch for him.

Zachary’s offense? Taking a camping utensil that can serve as a knife, fork and spoon to school. He was so excited about recently joining the Cub Scouts that he wanted to use it at lunch. School officials concluded that he had violated their zero-tolerance policy on weapons, and Zachary was suspended and now faces 45 days in the district’s reform school.

[aRyan]

what.the.fuck.

[Miztik]

This kid's a hard ass. Six years old and already a delinquent?

[Beard Rape]

Hey man, sporks can fuck a nigga up.

[wino]

Shit that's heavy thank god America's in charge of it's own . . . . . Faarrk wot might happen if they got out!

[Gogo]

Yet another example of how people in authority are making sweeping, generalized decisions rather than treating each case on and individual basis.
I can't imagine where we're heading with stringent policies like this in place.
Brings to mind the latest news about minors taking pictures of other kids naked or semi undressed and texting them to each other.
They're now labeled as sex offenders and have records for disseminating child pr0n.

[ESABATM]

Originally Posted by Suicide Boy

Perfect example of why the US is the best country in the world:

A six-year-old sent to 45 days of reform school for bringing a Cub Scouts eating utensil set to school to eat lunch with and show his friends.

News Article

Well this is the government you voted for so why the surprise?

When you have idiots run government/government schools this is what happens.

We are the best country in the world. That idiot president apologizes every chance he get. Gets a Nobel for what he "could accomplish". All the country's of the world love the fact he is crippling this country single handed with the help of a willing congress. One term and this fool will be gone just like that jackass Jimmy Carter.

[Beard Rape]

Uhhh, the details of that statement aren't reliant upon or even remotely involved in the meanderings of the current administration, you paralyzed non-entity. Or should I say Mr. Straw Man?

It's simply a statement about America, as a whole, without regard to the current administration. What the fuck does Obama have to do with Cub Scouts and eating utensils?

[GorehoundLarry]

Originally Posted by ESABATM

Well this is the government you voted for so why the surprise?

When you have idiots run government/government schools this is what happens.

This isn't new, kids have always been getting in serious trouble for bringing non threatening items into school. One girl got sent to court for wanting to start an Anarchist club in her high school, didn't she?

These things happen. America is the home to uptight moronic apes. But yet, we are about 10,000x better than any Middle Eastern nation when it comes to being conservative.

[ESABATM]

Originally Posted by Beard Rape

Uhhh, the details of that statement aren't reliant upon or even remotely involved in the meanderings of the current administration, you paralyzed non-entity. Or should I say Mr. Straw Man?

It's simply a statement about America, as a whole, without regard to the current administration. What the fuck does Obama have to do with Cub Scouts and eating utensils?

My statement wasn't aimed at you. I see you wait with keyboard ready to post thinking it truly is about you.


Straw Man...so I can call you a leftist bedwetter koolaid drinking member of the democrat party then?

[gristle]

Maybe next time lil Zach will follow the rules; until then he can sit on his cub scout salute and spin.

[Surgeon]

Originally Posted by GorehoundLarry

But yet, we are about 10,000x better than any Middle Eastern nation when it comes to being conservative.

lol
Come to America! At least we're not as conservative as the Middle East.

[Suicide Boy]

Originally Posted by ESABATM

My statement wasn't aimed at you. I see you wait with keyboard ready to post thinking it truly is about you.

No, it was aimed at me, and I'll be the second person to point out your ridiculous straw man argument.

The United States has been doing stupid shit like this for years; the current administration has nothing whatsoever to do with it. It's bullshit, just like confiscating nail files in airports, filing frivolous lawsuits, and so on and so forth.

It's postmodern idiocy, in other words.

Originally Posted by gristle

Maybe next time lil Zach will follow the rules; until then he can sit on his cub scout salute and spin.

Yeah, that six-year-old didn't memorize all the school regulations, nor did he realize that a butter knife was considered a weapon. Someone better lay the smackdown on him, I mean he's almost learned to write cursive by now.

[gristle]

Originally Posted by Suicide Boy

Yeah, that six-year-old didn't memorize all the school regulations, nor did he realize that a butter knife was considered a weapon. Someone better lay the smackdown on him, I mean he's almost learned to write cursive by now.

Change the policy - until then our little cub scout can suffer the consequences of his good yet ignorant of said regulations intent.

[Surgeon]

When asked about how permanently damaging Zach's new path in life may be, the Texan replied: ^