God Bless the USA, Fuck Common Sense

[SE10]

Couldnt the peron who found the knife fork and spoon thing just have taken it off him and given it to his mother at the end of the school day....?

[Suicide Boy]

Originally Posted by SE10

Couldnt the peron who found the knife fork and spoon thing just have taken it off him and given it to his mother at the end of the school day....?

Absolutely, but that would have required common sense and not being a complete and utter retard.

[Beard Rape]

You can crush a child's skull with a lunch box made of tanned goat hides.

[Equal Hater]

Even more, I think the Cub Scout should be on the FBI watch list for being part of the organized crime, just like the Italian Mafia and/or the 1%er... These people are arming their soldiers with deadly weapons, such as the ones in this case.

I believe an attack worlwide could be imminent. All Cub Scout members should be under 24 hour surveillance, or even explore the possibility of concentration camps, also called "mandatory vacation facilities".

[ESABATM]

Originally Posted by Suicide Boy

No, it was aimed at me, and I'll be the second person to point out your ridiculous straw man argument.

The United States has been doing stupid shit like this for years; the current administration has nothing whatsoever to do with it. It's bullshit, just like confiscating nail files in airports, filing frivolous lawsuits, and so on and so forth.

It's postmodern idiocy, in other words.



Yeah, that six-year-old didn't memorize all the school regulations, nor did he realize that a butter knife was considered a weapon. Someone better lay the smackdown on him, I mean he's almost learned to write cursive by now.

Uh huh...the NEA is controlled by the unions. The unions own the left. Unions control government. Government controls the education process.

So there it is in a nutshell. This situation has been created by government period. Do I think it is stupid, fuck yes it is crazy. But I lay the blame at government.

So blaine since you voted for more government you are part of the problem. Hypocrisy much?

[Suicide Boy]

Originally Posted by ESABATM

So blaine since you voted for more government you are part of the problem. Hypocrisy much?

I'll vote for just about anything over greasy old Republicans who pander to big business, corporate lobbyists and special interest groups, not to mention blatantly giving to the rich and taking away from the poor.

I'd vote for an amputated horse prick instead another one of those motherfuckers.

Your "hypocrisy" claim is also the worse sort of horseshit imaginable, and yet another giant straw man argument. Of course I voted "for government"; all politicians are part of the government. You vote for one or the other, or a spoiler, or not at all. Choice between a giant douche and a shit sandwich, most times.

Oh, I know you're trying to say that Obama is more representative of what I'm criticizing than, say, McCain. But your little fantasy world and personal opinions don't make ME a hypocrite.

[Surgeon]

Originally Posted by Suicide Boy

I'll vote for just about anything over greasy old Republicans who pander to big business, corporate lobbyists and special interest groups, not to mention blatantly giving to the rich and taking away from the poor.

Exactly.
We have to pay for these poor fucks one way or another.
I'd prefer to find a way to do it that makes sense and is less detrimental in the long haul.

[ESABATM]

Originally Posted by Suicide Boy

I'll vote for just about anything over greasy old Republicans who pander to big business, corporate lobbyists and special interest groups, not to mention blatantly giving to the rich and taking away from the poor.

I'd vote for an amputated horse prick instead another one of those motherfuckers.

Your "hypocrisy" claim is also the worse sort of horseshit imaginable, and yet another giant straw man argument. Of course I voted "for government"; all politicians are part of the government. You vote for one or the other, or a spoiler, or not at all. Choice between a giant douche and a shit sandwich, most times.

Oh, I know you're trying to say that Obama is more representative of what I'm criticizing than, say, McCain. But your little fantasy world and personal opinions don't make ME a hypocrite.

So do you have a little red book?

[D.O.A.]

better to teach this kid now some valuable lessons before he moves onto harder shit like tupperware