Ted Kennedy, What an Asshole!!!

[stina]

Subject: TED KENNEDY
TED KENNEDY DA MAN.
The Last of The Kennedy Dynasty…

As soon as his cancer was detected, I noticed the immediate attempt at the "canonization" of old Teddy Kennedy
by the mainstream media. They are
saying what a "great American" he is.
I say, let's get a couple things clear
and not twist the facts to change the
real history.

1. He was caught cheating at Harvard
when he attended it. He was expelled
twice, once for cheating on a test, and
once for paying a classmate to cheat
for him.

2. While expelled, Kennedy enlisted
in the Army, but mistakenly signed up
for four years instead of two. Oops!
The man can't count to four! His
father, Joseph P. Kennedy, former
U.S. Ambassador to England (a step
up from bootlegging liquor into the
US from Canada during prohibition),
pulled the necessary strings to have
his enlistment shortened to two years,
and to ensure that he served in
Europe, not Korea, where a war was
raging. No preferential treatment for
him! (like he charged that President
Bush received).

3. Kennedy was assigned to Paris, never advanced beyond the rank of
Private, and returned to Harvard
upon being discharged. Imagine a
person of his "education" NEVER
advancing past the rank of Private!

4. While attending law school at the University of Virginia, he was cited for reckless driving four times, including once when he was clocked driving 90 miles per hour in a residential neighborhood with his headlights off after dark. Yet his Virginia driver's license was never revoked. Coincidentally, he passed the bar exam in 1959. Amazing!

5. In 1964, he was seriously injured in
a plane crash and hospitalized for
several months. Test results done by
the hospital at the time he was
admitted had shown he was legally intoxicated. The results of those tests remained a "state secret" until in the
1980's when the report was unsealed.
Didn't hear about that from the unbiased media, did we?

6. On July 19, 1969, Kennedy attended
a party on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts. At about 11:00 PM, he borrowed his chauffeur's keys to his Oldsmobile limousine and offered to give a ride home to Mary Jo Kopechne, a campaign worker. Leaving the island via an unlit bridge with no guard rail, Kennedy steered the car off the bridge, flipped, and into Poucha Pond.

7. He swam to shore and walked back to the party passing several houses and a fire station. Two friends then returned with him to the scene of the accident. According to their later testimony, they told him what he already knew - that he was required by law to immediately report the accident to the authorities. Instead Kennedy made his way to his hotel, called his lawyer, and went to sleep. Kennedy called the police the next morning and by then the wreck had already been discovered. Before dying Kopechne had scratched at the upholstered floor above her head in the upside-down car.
The Kennedy family began "calling in favors", ensuring that any inquiry would be contained. Her corpse was whisked out-of- state to her family before an autopsy could be conducted. Further details are uncertain, but after the accident Kennedy says he repeatedly dove under the water trying to rescue Kopechne and he didn't call police because he was in a state of shock. It is widely assumed Kennedy was drunk, and he held off calling police in hopes that his family could fix the problem overnight.
Since the accident Kennedy's "political enemies" have referred to him as the distinguished Senator from Chappaquiddick. He pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, and was given a SUSPENDED SENTENCE OF TWO MONTHS. Kopechne's family received a small payout from the Kennedy's insurance policy and never sued. There was later an effort to have
her body exhumed and autopsied, but her family successfully fought against this in court, and Kennedy's family paid their attorney's bills.... a "token of friendship"?

8. Kennedy has held his Senate seat for more than forty years, but considering his longevity, his accomplishments seem scant. He authored or argued for legislation that ensured a variety of civil rights, increased the minimum wage in 1981, made access to health care easier for the indigent, funded Meals on Wheels for fixed-income seniors, and is widely held as the "standard-bearer for liberalism". In his very first Senate roll he was the floor manager for the bill that turned U.S. immigration policy upside down and opened the floodgate for immigrants from third world countries..

9. Since that time, he has been the prime instigator and author of every expansion of an increase in immigration up to and including the latest attempt to grant amnesty to illegal aliens. Not to mention the pious grilling he gave the last two Supreme Court nominees, as if he was the standard bearer for the nation in matters of what is right. What a pompous ass!

10. He is known around Washington as a public drunk, loud, boisterous, and very disrespectful to ladies. JERK is a better description than "great American". "A blonde in every pond" is his motto. Let's not allow the spin doctors to make this jerk a hero -- how quickly the American public forgets what his real legacy is.
11. He is now worried that when he dies, Massachusetts law currently requires a special election to fill the vacancy, but that would mean that the senate would only have 59 Democrats and would not be filibuster-proof. He is asking the state legislature to change the law so the (Democrat) governor can appoint the replacement immediately upon the vacancy and not have to wait for a special election, which would be many months after the vacancy.

Send this on, as a LOT of the younger
people don't have a clue about all of this, and us older ones tend to forget things
that happened so many years ago. Although I HAVEN'T!

[Dixie Normous]

none of those things surprise me...

[Beard Rape]

Stina's explanation is like 5 x bigger than Ted Kennedy's actual tumor. And it's even more of a tumor than an actual tumor.

[stina]

Originally Posted by Beard Rape

Stina's explanation is like 5 x bigger than Ted Kennedy's actual tumor. And it's even more of a tumor than an actual tumor.

Thank you, I love you too

[Dixie Normous]

^^^ spunout wants his avatar back...

[aRyan]

I'm glad that liberal asshole fucking coward is dead.

[mrln]

he was a scumbag from the get-go! there should be laws BECAUSE of him and doctrines named after him,because of his antics!

[Equal Hater]

Whoever wrote what stina posted is very right. Today in America you don't need much to qualify as a hero from the media, except big pockets and connections.

[stina]

Originally Posted by Equal Hater

Whoever wrote what stina posted is very right. Today in America you don't need much to qualify as a hero from the media, except big pockets and connections.

This was sent to me and I thought it was fucked up enough to be posted here.

[meececat]

people still aren't feeling the way the media says they should aboot this american "icon" passing away.

[Drunk_Dad]

i miss him already

[Beard Rape]

I've always looked at Ted, as a lesser Kennedy. JFK had big aspirations and a big mind for politics... well not really but at least had a sense of ambition worthy of the Kennedy Legacy. Then John, and Jacob, and Jorge, and Jazekiel and Jeremiah, and Jermaine and tido and Michael. These were the real brains and brawn in the family.

Jump ahead to Ted Kennedy. OOPS What the fuck happened here?

Here's a typical list of things to do for Ted Kennedy during the course of a day.

1) Fat
2) Murder some bitches and make it look like a car accident, for lulz
3) Fat
4) Donate my head to be a keg at the next democratic rally.
5) Socialism agenda commence
6) Let illegal immigrants into the country.
7) Dinner at democratic convention
8) Yacht club dinner for democrats.
9) Dinner at the Kennedy compound
10) Take a dinosauric shit that rocks like Gene simmons

This is all true. That is to say that he appeared to largely be a figurehead. Appearing at dinner parties, making the rounds on the political social front is not worthy of recognition upon death no matter how many times it is repeated in the headlines, verbatim that he was a GREAT MAN. Great politician = great man? This is an image I don't agree with. Ted wasn't a great politician. It was about quality over quantity in regards to the pull that Ted brought to american policymaking (and to gravity in general) and while he had a few triumphs, it wasn't enough to warrant shit.

But of course he's a kennedy and he's very visible (for very obvious reasons) in politics. So let the celebration of his life commence!!!

Yay

In fact, I can't really seem to locate any information which indicates how monumental this guy is supposed to be per an actual set of laws he passed or whatever... NOTHING MONUMENTAL... apart from his massive girth which is already self-evident.

The media really is disillusioned to think the american people give a fuck about Ted Kennedy. Actually everytime someone mentioned Ted, someone would inevitably mention FAT and also JFK is better and everyone in the room would just feel better. Everyone hated Ted. This made Ted a bit petulant. (why doesn't anybody like me... boohoo) So Ted made a deal with a magic toad to bring AIDS to the world. And then there was AIDS.


All the good kennedy's died young ffs. The fatso and the braindead one are the only ones who lived full lives and yet they were a bunch of niggerfaggots, prolly. They were just there. The brain dead one, lobotomy girl, was it? She was a bitch. Nigga stole my lawn mower.

Ted seemed like a nice guy, but basically his head is a giant bonzai bill

For those who have forgotten BB.



Actually, to be quite honest I looked at the end of the SNES/ genesis era with a greater sense of sadness than Ted's passing. I mean, if he's passing gas lol. But he's dying. Also lol.

PRIMUS SUCKS. and with all that, I've nothing else to add.

[aRyan]

Beard Rape, you forgot "get blind drunk" to that list a few times.

[wino]

give a fuck all the brothers are together now. IT'S HEAVENS PROBLEM !