Post Your Mood With A Smiley! - Page 113

C_R · November 8th, 2009, 11:54 AM

You feel english do ya Doddsy?

TickleMeHellNo · November 8th, 2009, 11:56 AM

Suicide Boy · November 8th, 2009, 12:56 PM

Cable Internet and television have been on the fritz for the last seventeen days.

Called Cocksucker Communications on the 23rd of October, a Friday, the day after the problem started. They sent a tech out on the 26th, Monday. He spent three hours figuring out what I already knew, i.e., that the main line to the house needed to be repaired/replaced.

He said he'd call me back and let me know when they were going to replace the line. A week later, on the 2nd of October, I called them because I still hadn't heard anything. The Negress at their call center said she'd email the "construction supervisor," and I'd hear back from them within 48 hours.

120 hours later I still hadn't heard anything, so I called them again yesterday. I got a different Negress on the other end of the line, who could barely speak English and couldn't really tell me when or if the repairs were forthcoming.

I got her supervisor on the phone, and told him he had one day, starting from 12 AM Monday morning (that's twelve hours from now), to call me and tell me when repairmen would be coming to fix my fucking cable. "If I have to call you," I said, "It will be to cancel your shit-poor service and get satellite instead, which I don't want to do, but it's better than fucking around with a bunch of retards for a month and having a shady Internet connection."

So you can pretty much guess my mood smiley right now.

C_R · November 8th, 2009, 12:59 PM

Lol. Well, atleast you told them.

WHIP · November 8th, 2009, 04:32 PM

ec_nana · November 8th, 2009, 10:40 PM

Bleedry · November 10th, 2009, 04:30 AM

WHIP · November 10th, 2009, 08:01 AM

Suicide Boy · November 10th, 2009, 06:14 PM

Update: A competent cable guy finally arrived today. Unlike the first guy, who simply left the job open and unfinished, along with customer support taking two weeks to finally realize the job had to be done all over again (yeah, they told me that yesterday), this cable guy found the break in the cable within five minutes. He replaced the whole thing, finishing the job in just under an hour an hour, with some help from me with backing the van in, ladders, and spools of cable and such.

That's less time than the first guy spent accomplishing absolutely nothing. And now I know why: The first guy wanted to get the trees (the neighbors') cut back before he replaced the cable. This second guy just threaded the cable right through the trees like a real champion and replaced it on the spot.

So if I'd gotten this far more competent repairman to begin with, my shit would have been fixed two weeks ago.

My mood:

. . .

diamondgypsy · November 12th, 2009, 01:31 PM

livindeadgirl · November 12th, 2009, 09:51 PM

black_pathology · November 12th, 2009, 09:59 PM

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November 8th, 2009, 12:56 PM	#1686 (permalink)
Suicide Boy Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wolf Den Posts: 8,218	Cable Internet and television have been on the fritz for the last seventeen days. Called Cocksucker Communications on the 23rd of October, a Friday, the day after the problem started. They sent a tech out on the 26th, Monday. He spent three hours figuring out what I already knew, i.e., that the main line to the house needed to be repaired/replaced. He said he'd call me back and let me know when they were going to replace the line. A week later, on the 2nd of October, I called them because I still hadn't heard anything. The Negress at their call center said she'd email the "construction supervisor," and I'd hear back from them within 48 hours. 120 hours later I still hadn't heard anything, so I called them again yesterday. I got a different Negress on the other end of the line, who could barely speak English and couldn't really tell me when or if the repairs were forthcoming. I got her supervisor on the phone, and told him he had one day, starting from 12 AM Monday morning (that's twelve hours from now), to call me and tell me when repairmen would be coming to fix my fucking cable. "If I have to call you," I said, "It will be to cancel your shit-poor service and get satellite instead, which I don't want to do, but it's better than fucking around with a bunch of retards for a month and having a shady Internet connection." So you can pretty much guess my mood smiley right now. __________________ Last edited by Suicide Boy; November 8th, 2009 at 12:58 PM..

November 8th, 2009, 12:59 PM	#1687 (permalink)
C_R Rigor Mortis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2,627	Lol. Well, atleast you told them. __________________ Rod: Let’s get out of 'ere Bill, there’s six Stoke fans staring right at us. Bill: Right, which one's staring at me. Rod: The one with the burberry cap on. Please don't start Bill. Bill: Right see you you cunt, I'll cut you first. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.

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WHIP XXX Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 4,238	__________________ God created all men, but Sam Colt made all men equal.

November 10th, 2009, 06:14 PM	#1692 (permalink)
Suicide Boy Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wolf Den Posts: 8,218	Update: A competent cable guy finally arrived today. Unlike the first guy, who simply left the job open and unfinished, along with customer support taking two weeks to finally realize the job had to be done all over again (yeah, they told me that yesterday), this cable guy found the break in the cable within five minutes. He replaced the whole thing, finishing the job in just under an hour an hour, with some help from me with backing the van in, ladders, and spools of cable and such. That's less time than the first guy spent accomplishing absolutely nothing. And now I know why: The first guy wanted to get the trees (the neighbors') cut back before he replaced the cable. This second guy just threaded the cable right through the trees like a real champion and replaced it on the spot. So if I'd gotten this far more competent repairman to begin with, my shit would have been fixed two weeks ago. My mood: . . . __________________

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