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Old August 21st, 2009, 10:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Top 15 Stoner songs


Hey everyone.

I have some spare time, and figured this would be a fun little project for me to do.
Anyway, right on to it.

Here is MY countdown of the top 15 stoner songs ever.

p.s please don't spam n flame me for this, its the top 15 IN MY OPINION. if you don't like it, don't post. Go make your own or something.


#15 - Eminem - For old times sake
I know this isn't exactly a stoner song, but i love it and it mentions Mary jane a hell load. So for that it just makes my list in 15th place

#14 - 311 - Who's got the herb
Well i don't find this song to good, but you mention stoner songs and who can say they haven't heard this song. Just because i don't like it doesn't mean it don't deserve to be in most every stoner list. Period.

#13 - Kotton mouth kings - Tangerine sky
O.k. Kotton Mouth Kings are an amazing group. Make amazing music and this one is no different. The pace is a little different to there other tracks so that's why its down here at 13 but i couldn't deny such a song a spot in my list.

#12 - Jimi Hendrix - Purple haze
What do i really need to say about this song.

#11 - Cypress hill ft Damien Marley - Ganja bus
I'm pretty sure this is one of the songs that got me into stoner music. While not the best it is still great, and if it wasn't for this song, you wouldn't have this list. So it NEEDED a place here.

#10 - Mark Eddie - Marijuanaville
As a lot of people think this IS NOT tenacious D. Tho if it was this would have such a higher place on my list, This is SUCH a cool song and it parody's a good song. What more do you want ?.

#9 - High Times
"It was once said i smoke so much weed by a brother, that i looked like the nigga on the zig-zag cover". Classic.

#8 - Pink Floyd - Comfortably numb
This is one of the most epic, amazing songs ever, unfortunatley its only a stoner song if you take it as one. So it gets a place, but not a high one. Poor Mr. Floyd

#7 - Steve miller band - The joker
This is one of those, laugh coz its funny, chill coz its great songs. it needed a spot here and it got one. PLUS its on guitar hero, what a legend.

#6 - Sublime - Smoke2Joints
This song gets one this list not only because its absolutely fucking awesome but because of how it was made.
According to the Toyes, "one fine fall day on a small island" of Oahu in Hawaii, two of the band members, Mawg and Sky, were sitting under a large banyan tree on Kuhio Beach, "tokin' on some sweet Kona bud & jammin' on a rootsy reggae groove" when they conceived the song "Smoke Two Joints."

#5 Kotton mouth kings - Weed war
As of the time being this is probably my favorite song. Its soo cool. Its by a great band. Its uber cool band AND it has aliens smoking dope :alien:

#4 Cypress hill - Roll it up, Light it up, Smoke it up.
If you have heard this song, you'll know just why its here. If not go listen to it...Have you been under a rock ?

#3 Cypress hill - hits from the bong
What i said for #4 goes 10fold here. One of the most listened to, one of the best know, and one of the best. Hits from the bong will have you gag'in for a.. well.... bong.

#2 Cheech and Chong - Up in smoke
These guys must have been joints in a previous life. They are two of the biggest names in stoner culture for the past 3 decades. The film of this name is one of the best and the song it just as good. Turn it up and puff puff pass my friend

#1 - Afro muda fuckin M.A.N (chicken sounds) - Because i got high
This song is catchy, lovable and its funny as fuck. Its like a big huggable, bouncy Afro. when someone mentions stoner songs "Because i got high" will be one of the first to pop into your head and for that reason alone i dub this the top stoner song ever.

Well i hope you liked my count down of the #15 stoner songs ever.
Ill be back soon with my countdown of the best stoner FILMS ever made.

Bob Marley on "da' 'erb"
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Old August 21st, 2009, 10:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If people want to find stoner songs or, songs about marijuana they can easily just go on youtube and find it themselves.. it doesn't take a genius.

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Old August 21st, 2009, 11:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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If people want to find stoner songs or, songs about marijuana they can easily just go on youtube and find it themselves.. it doesn't take a genius.

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Yer fuckin' cocksucker!

Yes, i know they can, but i didn't make this so people can find them.
I made it because i felt like doing something with my spare time that didnt involve having to get dressed.
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Old August 21st, 2009, 12:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Most of those are overplayed though, shame.

I ended up hating alot of 'em.
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Old August 21st, 2009, 04:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I could listen to Neil Young - Live Rust album on loop while high,and have for 30 years.
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Old August 30th, 2009, 08:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Great choice Bong love listening to CH when Im high also love listening to Rob Zombie as well when I'm stoned take care my friend,J
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Old September 1st, 2009, 04:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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AFRO MAN'S song is the lamest and commercially song ever. THE TOYZ- "smoke two joint', or that kid who sings "pass the duchie to the lefthand side" are most definitely numbers 1's.
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Old September 1st, 2009, 04:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old September 1st, 2009, 04:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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THE TOYES - SMOKE TWO JOINTS
this is the real one. instant classic.
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Old September 1st, 2009, 04:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"Great Gig In The Sky" was always a huge head rush when stoned.
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Terrible list.. wheres the Electric Wizard? Wheres the Black Sabbath, Where the Spirit Caravan?
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Old October 1st, 2009, 09:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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how could you leave out snowblind by black sabbath?

and no I dont know how to give it to you would if I could I'll shut the fuck up then . juSt get sabotage by black sabbath SCOTCH CONES SPACE DO YA HEAD IN
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Old October 11th, 2009, 09:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Terrible list.. wheres the Electric Wizard? Wheres the Black Sabbath, Where the Spirit Caravan?
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When I get stoned, I want to listen to some heavy/doomy rock n' roll, not some hip-hop bullshit.
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Old October 11th, 2009, 09:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Whaaaaaat....no Yellow Submarine? Come on...the Beatles were so high they let Ringo sing!
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Replace all the nigger artists in that list with Pink Floyd and you have yourself a decent stoner album.
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