Diary of a small-dicked man - Page 3

redambition2 · March 7th, 2009, 04:39 PM

even the female has a bigger penis than him. sad.

AcIdBaTh · March 7th, 2009, 04:50 PM

A small dick is the least of this guy's problems.

SLEEP · April 29th, 2009, 09:22 AM

the aussie curse claims yet another victim..

revolva · April 29th, 2009, 11:05 AM

WTF? I wonder what happens when he gets into cold water

Ted Bundy · April 29th, 2009, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by revolva

WTF? I wonder what happens when he gets into cold water

it retreats all the way up behind his eyes.

Mondocane · May 15th, 2009, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tears2000

“I mean I had known for years that I was pretty small because I’d done the normal thing and compared it with friends.

comparing the size of your sword with that of your friends is far from normal. Acid is correct - his size is the least of his problems. The guy is not right in the head.

drewstroyer · May 17th, 2009, 12:48 PM

holy crap thats horrible.
ive always wanted one of those foot long behemoth cocks.
but i guess atleast i dont have one of those...

PenisFlyTrap · May 17th, 2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blistik

I think he's kinda hot. Shame he's a screwball though.

You posted a comment! "Miss Bliss" eh? From Australia.... I'm just guessing it was you??? Why are you on Naked Australians.com? hahahahahahahahahahah

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadiantHades

If he was 15 why was his mother checking out his dick?

It didn't say that, exactly. She mentioned it when he was 15. Because she was a concerned, decent mother? She's seen the thing BEFORE FFS

Quote:

Originally Posted by redambition2

even the female has a bigger penis than him. sad.

That's a blowup doll

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondocane

comparing the size of your sword with that of your friends is far from normal. Acid is correct - his size is the least of his problems. The guy is not right in the head.

It's quite normal!

Mondocane · May 17th, 2009, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HostileAtXenophobia

It's quite normal!

only if you're gay

Sacklbrunza · May 18th, 2009, 04:37 PM

Haha just thought you published my diary.

PenisFlyTrap · May 18th, 2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondocane

only if you're gay

you're a homophobe

Mondocane · May 18th, 2009, 09:48 PM

^ not at all. I'll say this about gay men - generally, they have more manners than straight men. and they can do what they wish within the confines of their own homes. I am not of the opinion though that straight men have the need to compare swords with other men unless they have homosexual tendencies, feel confused about their sexuality or feel inadequately sized. I have never had a reason nor the inclination to look at a naked man.

Regardless, I would sooner have a gay man as a friend than a straight footballer type the likes of which have been in the news of late for glassing women in the face, gang raping women in hotel rooms etc. etc.

Ted Bundy · May 18th, 2009, 09:58 PM

hax, mondo is NOT a homophobe.

Curdled_Pus · June 7th, 2009, 07:00 PM

Small when unexcited. But maybe he gets somewhere near normal when aroused. No one's mentioned that. Just a thought

DingusStudley · June 14th, 2009, 12:28 AM

haahah as a frequenter of varoius pornographic forums, many of them containing fetish related content, I have seen this dude posting his crap EVERYWHERE. I've grown to despise him actually haha, the dude just doesn't quit. His pics are ALL over the net.

I think his story about his mum is fake, seems too weird. He prob fudged it for his own fantasies.

Dude has gotten get some fun somehow though, and he definitely isn't gonnna find much from banging chicks. I understand his humiliation fetish. It's like a guy/girl who gets a thrill out of being spanked/whipped, except this jackass likes to be spanked/whipped mentally by having his pathetic wang made fun of.

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March 7th, 2009, 04:39 PM	#31 (permalink)
redambition2 Freakin' Noob Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 20	even the female has a bigger penis than him. sad.

April 29th, 2009, 09:22 AM	#33 (permalink)
SLEEP Your local pot dealer. Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 164	the aussie curse claims yet another victim..

April 29th, 2009, 11:05 AM	#34 (permalink)
revolva Super duper mmmod Join Date: May 2006 Location: banning Posts: 10,744	WTF? I wonder what happens when he gets into cold water

May 17th, 2009, 12:48 PM	#37 (permalink)
drewstroyer Freakin' Noob Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 46	holy crap thats horrible. ive always wanted one of those foot long behemoth cocks. but i guess atleast i dont have one of those...

May 18th, 2009, 04:37 PM	#40 (permalink)
Sacklbrunza Freakin' Noob Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1	Haha just thought you published my diary.

May 18th, 2009, 09:48 PM	#42 (permalink)
Mondocane Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 7,875	^ not at all. I'll say this about gay men - generally, they have more manners than straight men. and they can do what they wish within the confines of their own homes. I am not of the opinion though that straight men have the need to compare swords with other men unless they have homosexual tendencies, feel confused about their sexuality or feel inadequately sized. I have never had a reason nor the inclination to look at a naked man. Regardless, I would sooner have a gay man as a friend than a straight footballer type the likes of which have been in the news of late for glassing women in the face, gang raping women in hotel rooms etc. etc.

June 14th, 2009, 12:28 AM	#45 (permalink)
DingusStudley Leaving Noobdom Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 165	haahah as a frequenter of varoius pornographic forums, many of them containing fetish related content, I have seen this dude posting his crap EVERYWHERE. I've grown to despise him actually haha, the dude just doesn't quit. His pics are ALL over the net. I think his story about his mum is fake, seems too weird. He prob fudged it for his own fantasies. Dude has gotten get some fun somehow though, and he definitely isn't gonnna find much from banging chicks. I understand his humiliation fetish. It's like a guy/girl who gets a thrill out of being spanked/whipped, except this jackass likes to be spanked/whipped mentally by having his pathetic wang made fun of.