Half man half tree - Page 2

legne · November 9th, 2007, 09:51 AM

That's the weirdest shit I've seen in ages.
I keep thinking of "edward penishands" when I see those bananas on his hands..

Sonic Youth · November 9th, 2007, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mondocane

LOL. I love you, man. (In a non-gay way, of course)

I love you too Mondo (In a non-gay way, of course)

Cheers Mate great day to you

Sonic Youth · November 9th, 2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by foofur

ffs LOL Sonic!

Thanatos · November 9th, 2007, 11:07 AM

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legne : I keep thinking of "edward penishands" when I see those bananas on his hands.

Which film, 'Penis hands' One or Two? Only in Two he replaces his penises with hampsters and goes Gay. I'm guessing 'One'.

foofur · November 9th, 2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth

Sonic iz funneh

Sonic Youth · November 9th, 2007, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by foofur

Sonic iz funneh

good day to you madame

tonyyiddo · November 9th, 2007, 01:28 PM

fuk dat shit i would kill my self or scare the shit out of other people

Chris86 · November 9th, 2007, 04:13 PM

Wow. Remind me to disinfect the wound next time I get cut at work....That's clearly some fungus that's growing on his body there.

I wonder what would happen if, after the operation when they cut it all off, why not just completely drench him in some alcohol and polysporin? Like give him a bath in the stuff before they put the stiches in. That way, the fungus would have a hard time growing back..

Westman · November 9th, 2007, 05:00 PM

The poor guy! I would kill myself.
(But with these hands is certainly not)Shit

SAF · November 9th, 2007, 05:15 PM

nigga's a vampire lol
http://www.patman.org/wod/disciplines/vicissitude.asp

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Level 4 • Awaken the Zulo Form (Horrid Form)

The Tzimisce who employs this fell power becomes the veriest monster, the dread zulo of the Balkan peasants' terrified whispers. The vampire's stature increase to a full eight feet tall; the skin becomes a sickly greenish-gray or a greyish-black chitin; the arms become apelike and ropy, tipped with ragged black nails; and the face warps into something out of a nightmare. A row of spines sprouts from the vertebrae, and the extended carapace exudes a foul-smelling grease. System: The zulo shape costs 2 Blood Points to awaken. All Physical Attributes (Strength, Dexterity, Stamina) increase by 3, but all Social Attributes drop to zero, save when dealing with others also in zulo form. (However, a zulo-transformed vampire trying to indimidate someone may substitute Strength for a Social Attribute!) Damage inflicted in brawling combat increases by one due to jagged ridges and bony knobs creasing the zulo's hands.

Sonic Youth · November 9th, 2007, 05:42 PM

no dood i thought the article said his name was dede or sum shit

legne · November 10th, 2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Thanatos

Which film, 'Penis hands' One or Two? Only in Two he replaces his penises with hampsters and goes Gay. I'm guessing 'One'.

Woah I need to see the 2nd!!

Zyber · November 11th, 2007, 01:26 PM

They could just plant him in the ground, feed him some good 20-15-20 fertilizer, and water him every other day. He'll make a lovely ornamental shrub for some wealthy Malaysian. Maybe he'll be happy.

mamece2 · November 11th, 2007, 02:05 PM

i think i will convert in dat since the gringo moskito bite me

aRyan · November 11th, 2007, 08:07 PM

Fucking shit some bad shit can happen to people, what the fuck huh?

And mamece, I hope it does happen, so you will no longer be able to type

November 9th, 2007, 09:51 AM	#16 (permalink)
legne Norse beauty Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Snoreway Posts: 1,596	That's the weirdest shit I've seen in ages. I keep thinking of "edward penishands" when I see those bananas on his hands.. __________________

November 9th, 2007, 04:13 PM	#23 (permalink)
Chris86 THE KING! Yoouurr Majesty Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 825	Wow. Remind me to disinfect the wound next time I get cut at work....That's clearly some fungus that's growing on his body there. I wonder what would happen if, after the operation when they cut it all off, why not just completely drench him in some alcohol and polysporin? Like give him a bath in the stuff before they put the stiches in. That way, the fungus would have a hard time growing back.. __________________

November 9th, 2007, 05:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
Westman Noob Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 400	The poor guy! I would kill myself. (But with these hands is certainly not)Shit __________________

November 9th, 2007, 05:42 PM	#26 (permalink)
Sonic Youth its the apocalypse lol Join Date: May 2006 Location: I AM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Posts: 8,929	no dood i thought the article said his name was dede or sum shit __________________ U CANT HAVE ANY PUDDING IF U DONT EAT YOUR MEAT HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT

November 11th, 2007, 08:07 PM	#30 (permalink)
aRyan Early Christmas Avatar Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 12,267	Fucking shit some bad shit can happen to people, what the fuck huh? And mamece, I hope it does happen, so you will no longer be able to type __________________ When I die, put that bottle in my hand. Over all these years, it was my only friend

November 9th, 2007, 01:28 PM	#22 (permalink)
tonyyiddo Freakin' Noob Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1	fuk dat shit i would kill my self or scare the shit out of other people

November 11th, 2007, 01:26 PM	#28 (permalink)
Zyber Infectious Cynicism Join Date: May 2006 Location: In quarantine ward Posts: 4,555	They could just plant him in the ground, feed him some good 20-15-20 fertilizer, and water him every other day. He'll make a lovely ornamental shrub for some wealthy Malaysian. Maybe he'll be happy.

November 11th, 2007, 02:05 PM	#29 (permalink)
mamece2 Pure Glorious Venezuelan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Venezuela ye best country in ye world Posts: 5,211	i think i will convert in dat since the gringo moskito bite me

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