Tell me about it, I miss Dimebag alot

I smashed the radio to bits when I heard the murder on the news, I'd build a resurrection machine just to bring back that Nathan Gale spineless maggot son of a bitch, then start slicing him open with a knife and pouring salt and lemon juice on his wounds, pour boiling oil in his insides, let him succumb, ther resurrect the mofo once more, and repeat until I get bored. Damn bitch, didn't even deserve that 12-gauge in the face, that shotgun should have been pointing and firing at his tiny autistic nutsack!
~We'll Never Forget~