You filthy spic rat breeder. Butt hurt and can't take it. Go pound your boy friend.

revolva · May 3rd, 2009, 09:44 AM

A show case of instantly forgettable gifs, quotes and emoticon combat by Atomic

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Incoheriant fail.

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You suck camel ass.

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Result of too much (ECT) electro shock therapy.

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Services filthy homeless creeps at public toilets.

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Hi Keef. You fucking tard.

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hahaha!

I doesn't get any more sophisticated than this!!! Top shelf right here

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Here's mine ladies. Just to keep you occupied.

A gift for all you comedy lovers

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Still not getting it.....

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I noticed. That's not right.

I'm all out of Mexican insults right now. Rest assured I'll think of some later.

Revolva. lol

Thinking on your feet....fast! whoa!

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lol. Your as queer as Elton John.

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#1 advocate for gay rights

robogore · May 3rd, 2009, 09:45 AM

wowzers ........dave gahan is angry

revolva · May 3rd, 2009, 09:54 AM

This one is particularly outstanding in it's execution!

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Nice bunch of mates you hang with PPM.

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Ted Kennedy loves spics. Shit boy.

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GTFO Paco! You filthy spic!

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LKs moment of brilliance thread.

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Sells flowers.

Another thread in my honour

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Judging from his posts in this thread, I'd say yes. If this is true, then you
realize you are worse then a nigger? Where do you get these fucking mods at?

Mass rape of white women in America

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Juan

robogore · May 3rd, 2009, 09:59 AM

are u drunk?

Torque Button · May 3rd, 2009, 10:03 AM

Those don't look like coffee beans

revolva · May 3rd, 2009, 10:15 AM

our boy really goes all out on this one. Notice the P.Shopped sign?

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All those who haven't seen this gem of a gif, plz form an orderly line and sign here 1. __________

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already

notice the recurring theme beginning to emerge here

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Who ever hits it gets a free date with Teddy or Susan B.

even the most polished of pros have their off days

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allrepair's vette.

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Jenkum say wut?

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shut up.

Damn this guy's prolific!!!

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Is that your son?

Atomic · May 3rd, 2009, 10:17 AM

I can't believe you took the time to do that. Get a fucking life. junior.

revolva · May 3rd, 2009, 10:18 AM

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I can't believe you took the time to do that. Get a fucking life. junior.

Irony!

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I can't believe you took the time to do that. Get a fucking life. junior.

Atomic · May 3rd, 2009, 10:22 AM

Revolva on da fail train choo choo.

revolva · May 3rd, 2009, 10:33 AM

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Looks like you Ted.

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VFTs tongue after sucking so much nigger cock.

this is off the scale funny

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Pathetic. You remind me of that little twat Bia. I've never seen you pwn
anyone but yourself. Have another Stella. Set back. Let the pro's go at it.

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lulz

Atomic, this is your life

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Ubee: Atomic is a raging faggot

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Ironic coming from someone who sucks nigger cock.

LOL there's a fucking goldmine of comedy to come! Check this thread for updates.

Ted Bundy · May 4th, 2009, 09:55 PM

the album of fail.
the epitome of fail.
the very look of fail.
the stench of fail.

i 5 starred this thread revolva. now all can see the fail of atomic and hopefully he will now run upstairs and cry to his mama and never post again.

notawsome · May 4th, 2009, 09:58 PM

He reminds me a lot of Kal Penn.

AssbeardThePirate · May 4th, 2009, 10:03 PM

I realise I'm fairly new here but frankly I don't give a fuck. Reporting for duty to rape this idiot's internet presence and therefore his entire life.

revolva · May 4th, 2009, 10:59 PM

One day Atomic's DNA strands will be decoded for posterity by concerned biologists, intent on discovering the secret behind what exactly it is that allows a mindless piece of shit to take on all the outward characteristics of a human entity while remaining pure to its fecal essence, and determined to eliminate the cause of these very flaws for the sake of future generations of mankind.

His genetic codons will display unique mutations brought about by an unbroken line of defective sperm deposits having been pumped into the diseased orifices of mothers, sisters, cousins and daughters by their own brothers,fathers,and uncles etc over hundreds of years of clan history, resulting in the literal genetic sewer from which he is eventually spawned. A sub human, raised by sub humans, he grows up to be a an outcast IRL. Mocked for his physical defects and overt stupidity, he begins to withdraw from human contact and retreat into himself.

Spurned by society, he cocoons himself inside an infantile fantasy world where he occupies a special, elite place in the overall scheme　of things and is further seduced by quasi philosophical, coffee table theories on his racial purity and intellectual superiority, ironically the exact opposite of what truly defines him and his fellow trailer park denizens. Bedazzled by delusions of grandeur, but destined to remain human garbage, his rut in life seems pre-dug, deep in the very filth which nurtured him.

But then comes the advent of the internet, fortuitously coinciding with his being financially flush due to a productive year chugging cum at truck stops, his empty, meaningless existence takes a turn with the purchase of his very own P.C. and to his amazement he discovers that with mere keystrokes and mouse clicks he can reinvent himself entirely. He endeavours to becomes the person he's always wanted to be; the person he's always perceived as embodying all the qualities he's longed to have; wit, charm, masculinity, sophistication and talent but tragically, his inbreeding and forty seventh chromosome betray him. He ends up creating a seriously fucked up, gay, retard which, due to his stupidity, remains obvious to everyone except himself. Blissfully unaware of his utter failure to break free of the bonds of idiocy, he names this new him, Atomic!

Atomic begins to surf the web for pictures, gifs and youtube clips that express what he wants to put into words, but is unable to articulate. He fills his hard drive with thousands of them, all created by others, but nevertheless made his very own by a right click of his beloved mouse! With shitpost after shitpost, his confidence increases and he begins to feel a sense of invincibility. Other idiots seem to like this fictional character he's created; he makes e-friends with them and together they extract their revenge on a world that never showed them a kind face. What follows is that UR becomes his ground zero of pwnage!!! Atomic detonates!! We are but hibakusha!!!

This leads us back to why his DNA must be decoded and the secret found and destroyed. So that future generations will NOT suffer as we have. Peace will once more blanket the boards and his spectre will fade into folk lore, passed on only at night in chldren's bedtime stories told by evil parents to stop thier children from turning out gay and dying of AIDS.

venusflytrap · May 4th, 2009, 11:07 PM

where's electriccocksuckingmachines long-cat post when ya need it

May 4th, 2009, 09:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ted Bundy Officer Roseland Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 15,319	the album of fail. the epitome of fail. the very look of fail. the stench of fail. i 5 starred this thread revolva. now all can see the fail of atomic and hopefully he will now run upstairs and cry to his mama and never post again. __________________ "There are no victims, only volunteers."

May 4th, 2009, 10:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
revolva Super duper mmmod Join Date: May 2006 Location: banning Posts: 10,744	One day Atomic's DNA strands will be decoded for posterity by concerned biologists, intent on discovering the secret behind what exactly it is that allows a mindless piece of shit to take on all the outward characteristics of a human entity while remaining pure to its fecal essence, and determined to eliminate the cause of these very flaws for the sake of future generations of mankind. His genetic codons will display unique mutations brought about by an unbroken line of defective sperm deposits having been pumped into the diseased orifices of mothers, sisters, cousins and daughters by their own brothers,fathers,and uncles etc over hundreds of years of clan history, resulting in the literal genetic sewer from which he is eventually spawned. A sub human, raised by sub humans, he grows up to be a an outcast IRL. Mocked for his physical defects and overt stupidity, he begins to withdraw from human contact and retreat into himself. Spurned by society, he cocoons himself inside an infantile fantasy world where he occupies a special, elite place in the overall scheme　of things and is further seduced by quasi philosophical, coffee table theories on his racial purity and intellectual superiority, ironically the exact opposite of what truly defines him and his fellow trailer park denizens. Bedazzled by delusions of grandeur, but destined to remain human garbage, his rut in life seems pre-dug, deep in the very filth which nurtured him. But then comes the advent of the internet, fortuitously coinciding with his being financially flush due to a productive year chugging cum at truck stops, his empty, meaningless existence takes a turn with the purchase of his very own P.C. and to his amazement he discovers that with mere keystrokes and mouse clicks he can reinvent himself entirely. He endeavours to becomes the person he's always wanted to be; the person he's always perceived as embodying all the qualities he's longed to have; wit, charm, masculinity, sophistication and talent but tragically, his inbreeding and forty seventh chromosome betray him. He ends up creating a seriously fucked up, gay, retard which, due to his stupidity, remains obvious to everyone except himself. Blissfully unaware of his utter failure to break free of the bonds of idiocy, he names this new him, Atomic! Atomic begins to surf the web for pictures, gifs and youtube clips that express what he wants to put into words, but is unable to articulate. He fills his hard drive with thousands of them, all created by others, but nevertheless made his very own by a right click of his beloved mouse! With shitpost after shitpost, his confidence increases and he begins to feel a sense of invincibility. Other idiots seem to like this fictional character he's created; he makes e-friends with them and together they extract their revenge on a world that never showed them a kind face. What follows is that UR becomes his ground zero of pwnage!!! Atomic detonates!! We are but hibakusha!!! This leads us back to why his DNA must be decoded and the secret found and destroyed. So that future generations will NOT suffer as we have. Peace will once more blanket the boards and his spectre will fade into folk lore, passed on only at night in chldren's bedtime stories told by evil parents to stop thier children from turning out gay and dying of AIDS. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by revolva; May 4th, 2009 at 11:37 PM..

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robogore CIDERBOY Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Niggerville Posts: 5,270	wowzers ........dave gahan is angry

May 3rd, 2009, 09:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
robogore CIDERBOY Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Niggerville Posts: 5,270	are u drunk?

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Atomic Evil Bastard Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,832	I can't believe you took the time to do that. Get a fucking life. junior.

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Atomic Evil Bastard Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,832	Revolva on da fail train choo choo.

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notawsome Kind of Blue Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,017	He reminds me a lot of Kal Penn.

May 4th, 2009, 10:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
AssbeardThePirate No, seriously, fuck off. Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 164	I realise I'm fairly new here but frankly I don't give a fuck. Reporting for duty to rape this idiot's internet presence and therefore his entire life.