Tell me if you think I have a future in this...

...N.I.B... · February 16th, 2009, 05:47 PM

I have been giving this alot of thought as of late...
I will be the first psychic-veterinarian...

This is how I see it...I will be bestowed with the ability to communicate
with animals...A horse whisperer if you will...while I am obtaining this ability...
I will study animal medicine...and become a veterinarian...and hence...

When A cat is left outside overnight and is savagely raped by countless
attackers...and cannot bear the shame of having an unwanted pregnancy...
I will be there to offer(free of charge)an abortion...without even telling
her owners...reguardless of the size of the litter...

Or when Sally the shitzu has had too much to drink out of the toiletbowl and
ends up the next morning in Busters dog house...with deep regrets...A morning
after pill will be there to ease her mind...

Remember I will know what they are thinking...because communication will be
the key...and I will council and comfort those in need...I see a huge future
for me in this yet untapped field...

Please...your comments are most appreicated...
Thank You

Beard Rape · February 16th, 2009, 05:49 PM

I don't get it. What can whispering to a horse do that a ball-peen hammer cannot?

...N.I.B... · February 16th, 2009, 06:01 PM

It's all about the compassion...you see...people LOVE animals...people n P.E.T.A.???

aRyan · February 16th, 2009, 06:01 PM

I think the only thing you want to do to those animals is have dirty anal sex with them.

Torque Button · February 16th, 2009, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winter Hill

I think the only thing you want to do to those animals is have dirty anal sex with them.

sounds kinda familiar, is the cat's name Sam?

Jαsoη · February 16th, 2009, 06:26 PM

Mr. Hands spirit is here.

Rassenkrieg · February 16th, 2009, 06:29 PM

YouTube - Little Hitler

Rassenkrieg · February 16th, 2009, 06:30 PM

YouTube - E.T the Retard

mrln · February 16th, 2009, 06:40 PM

so your sayin is that in your previous life,you were an animal.....

aRyan · February 16th, 2009, 07:02 PM

I think you should intentionally infect young kids with the HIV virus (through a needle, of course), then offer their parents some miracle cure while they are down.

AIDS
KIDS
DESPERATE PARENTS
=
PROFIT!

...N.I.B... · February 16th, 2009, 08:10 PM

I can see the huge profit margine...Nice...have a infected gimp in the back room...

Bia · February 16th, 2009, 08:11 PM

I have been doing it for years ya daft noob

...N.I.B... · February 17th, 2009, 03:05 AM

Would you take another pic on the playground???

February 16th, 2009, 05:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
...N.I.B... Fuck Off and Die!!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,017	Tell me if you think I have a future in this... I have been giving this alot of thought as of late... I will be the first psychic-veterinarian... This is how I see it...I will be bestowed with the ability to communicate with animals...A horse whisperer if you will...while I am obtaining this ability... I will study animal medicine...and become a veterinarian...and hence... When A cat is left outside overnight and is savagely raped by countless attackers...and cannot bear the shame of having an unwanted pregnancy... I will be there to offer(free of charge)an abortion...without even telling her owners...reguardless of the size of the litter... Or when Sally the shitzu has had too much to drink out of the toiletbowl and ends up the next morning in Busters dog house...with deep regrets...A morning after pill will be there to ease her mind... Remember I will know what they are thinking...because communication will be the key...and I will council and comfort those in need...I see a huge future for me in this yet untapped field... Please...your comments are most appreicated... Thank You Last edited by ...N.I.B...; February 16th, 2009 at 07:05 PM..

February 16th, 2009, 06:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
aRyan Happy Thanksgiving! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 12,386	I think the only thing you want to do to those animals is have dirty anal sex with them. __________________ <currently thinking of new sig.. please stand by>

February 16th, 2009, 06:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jαsoη Not Interested Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: η. ¢αℓιƒσяηια Posts: 13,492	Mr. Hands spirit is here. __________________

February 16th, 2009, 06:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
mrln silent ghost Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: right on the cusp.... Posts: 10,696	so your sayin is that in your previous life,you were an animal..... __________________ I AM A US SOLDIER I AM TRAINED TO KILL I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO SO

February 16th, 2009, 07:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
aRyan Happy Thanksgiving! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 12,386	I think you should intentionally infect young kids with the HIV virus (through a needle, of course), then offer their parents some miracle cure while they are down. AIDS KIDS DESPERATE PARENTS = PROFIT! __________________ <currently thinking of new sig.. please stand by>

February 16th, 2009, 05:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beard Rape Super Mod Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Beardsville, IL Posts: 10,726	I don't get it. What can whispering to a horse do that a ball-peen hammer cannot?

February 16th, 2009, 06:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
...N.I.B... Fuck Off and Die!!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,017	It's all about the compassion...you see...people LOVE animals...people n P.E.T.A.???

February 16th, 2009, 08:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
...N.I.B... Fuck Off and Die!!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,017	I can see the huge profit margine...Nice...have a infected gimp in the back room...

February 16th, 2009, 08:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bia Cotton Candy Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sugar Britches Posts: 8,303	I have been doing it for years ya daft noob

February 17th, 2009, 03:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
...N.I.B... Fuck Off and Die!!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,017	Would you take another pic on the playground???

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