Lizard King showed me how to cook eggs.

Road Pavement · February 11th, 2009, 01:13 AM

One fucked up day on my space ship Lizard King showed up with 5 pound eggs and with Mulder and Skuly looking around thinking to themselfs "Who is going to belave this?"

Me and him was in the kitchen showing me how to make an omlet "I asked him do you people lay those eggs?" As he responded "These will never hatch and there is over one trillon planet full of us across the galaxy so get over it." The crazy bastered show me countless ways to cook eggs and dam where they good. As I noticed I could'nt shit post so fart-posted and I asked "how much and how many?" Dollar signs and other world currency popped in his eyes. So I had to make several runs by selling these eggs on the intersellar market to cure everyone from the shit-posting syndrome.

Rant, Flame, Or just get along.

fuckballs · February 11th, 2009, 01:21 AM

Threads like this will bring back lynching and you didnt even whistle.

Beard Rape · February 11th, 2009, 01:23 AM

Road Pavement showed me how to make shitty threads... can u belave it?

Road Pavement · February 11th, 2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by allrepair2

Threads like this will bring back lynching and you didnt even whistle.

Your right! What was the last time I had a lynching! Tie me up to a tree and Lynch me to prove that lynching looks better on a white man. Oh man do those lynching feel good please get a steel wiping stick and lynch me a bloody pulp until I am well done on both sides and put me on a cross so the crows can eat my corpse. Oh after my lynching is there going to be a keg party for the new mods? Someone is bringing the weed and vodka so the women can have foresome?

Road Pavement · February 11th, 2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kalamnity

Road Pavement showed me how to make shitty threads... can u belave it?

After my lynching your next.

<--- You while being tied up for your lynching.

fuckballs · February 11th, 2009, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Road Pavement

Your right! What was the last time I had a lynching! Tie me up to a tree and Lynch me to prove that lynching looks better on a white man. Oh man do those lynching feel good please get a steel wiping stick and lynch me a bloody pulp until I am well done on both sides and put me on a cross so the crows can eat my corpse. Oh after my lynching is there going to be a keg party for the new mods? Someone is bringing the weed and vodka so the women can have foresome?

Nope, i was wrong, a bullet would be better.

Jαsoη · February 11th, 2009, 01:53 AM

fuckballs · February 11th, 2009, 01:59 AM

LOL!!

Road Pavement · February 12th, 2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason

WOW! That explains yourself! It's looks just like you!

TickleMeHellNo · February 12th, 2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jason

lmfao!!!

February 11th, 2009, 01:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Road Pavement This feels good! (Avatar) Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live in outerspace. Posts: 3,832	Lizard King showed me how to cook eggs. One fucked up day on my space ship Lizard King showed up with 5 pound eggs and with Mulder and Skuly looking around thinking to themselfs "Who is going to belave this?" Me and him was in the kitchen showing me how to make an omlet "I asked him do you people lay those eggs?" As he responded "These will never hatch and there is over one trillon planet full of us across the galaxy so get over it." The crazy bastered show me countless ways to cook eggs and dam where they good. As I noticed I could'nt shit post so fart-posted and I asked "how much and how many?" Dollar signs and other world currency popped in his eyes. So I had to make several runs by selling these eggs on the intersellar market to cure everyone from the shit-posting syndrome. Rant, Flame, Or just get along. __________________ http://www.familywatchdog.us/ <--- You would want to keep in your bookmarks section. http://www.hobowars.com/signup.php?ref=1574275 <--- Click this I know you want to! One man can be his own worst enemy, Or his best friend.

February 11th, 2009, 01:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
fuckballs squeeze 'em Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: incognito Posts: 5,283	Threads like this will bring back lynching and you didnt even whistle. __________________ SIH how're you holdin' up these days? Things going ok for ya, buddy, LOVE BILLY AKA STINKBEAN

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February 11th, 2009, 01:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
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