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Join Date: May 2006
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House trade for 2 weeks? USA for UK
Hello friends, my name is machine and I'd like to extend a heart felt offer. I'm looking to travel to the UK to soak up some famous suds and take advantage of young drunk nubiles, pissed out of their minds, headed out of the local school discos.
Just a simple offer of my house which is on the river 1.5 miles to the great majestic Atlantic Ocean midway on the eastern seaboard(22.22 degrees C for Christmas), for your house in easy access to bars with like-minded people. (nowhere near pikeys plz) I would like to experience these things: ~learn local jargon, whilst pissed ~gettin' pissed ~showin butthole surfer how to run the isle of man in under 15 minutes, whilst pissed ~singing karaoke (Phil Collins) with PPM and daring him not to lose his accent. ~everything will be documented and posted in the thread after the trip. Send info to my PM box and I'll include pics of my domain and info.
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