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Old August 11th, 2008, 09:44 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Nicely wrapped packet of dog shit should be right up his alley.
Tempting but....to much of a dirty job to collect...but cheers anyway *thumbs up*
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Old August 11th, 2008, 09:54 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Tempting but....to much of a dirty job to collect...but cheers anyway *thumbs up*
im sure we could get paperclip to chip in lol
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Old August 11th, 2008, 09:57 AM   #18 (permalink)
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im sure we could get paperclip to chip in lol
Oh shes gotta point! SOS's will love it
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Old August 11th, 2008, 04:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Its nearly SOS's birthday, i need some help. I need a really nice romantic gift (girlies help!!!!) and a really funny gift that'll make him laugh (come'on boys!!!)
an std would be nice.
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Old August 11th, 2008, 05:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Its nearly SOS's birthday, i need some help. I need a really nice romantic gift (girlies help!!!!) and a really funny gift that'll make him laugh (come'on boys!!!)
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XD DOS!!!!!!



Your so crude ^_^



*gets out pad and pencil* So wrapped up in a ribbon of somesort. Im only me i cant wrap myself up XD

I can always relly on you DOS =) Loves ooooo
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Its perfect he'll laugh his head off XD....hmmmmm
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A life? And where can i get one of these 'lifes' you speak of


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Ahahahaahah XD no way!!! Hes not into that...he'd probrably take it to affence and then...i'll have to pay for it...ouch
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Sorry DOS its probrably not nice hearing that about your brother SOWWI *hugs*
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YAY!!!!! Your here <3 yes it is and DOS has given me some nice pointers on presents eh?
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Tempting but....to much of a dirty job to collect...but cheers anyway *thumbs up*
Go take a walk in the park and let some colored people knock you out and give you a for-some and bust your snatch until its all black and blue and there you go a birthday gift for DOS's mommas boy.
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Old August 11th, 2008, 09:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
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set him on fire and make him an internet icon.
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Old August 11th, 2008, 10:03 PM   #22 (permalink)
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give him something jokey.
a turd in a bun is always a simple and cheap one, if a little predictable. failing that, some sort of electric shock usually works, too. it's also cheap, plus he gets a whole new hairdo.
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Old August 11th, 2008, 10:15 PM   #23 (permalink)
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an std would be nice.
he's already had one of them.
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Old August 12th, 2008, 04:00 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Go take a walk in the park and let some colored people knock you out and give you a for-some and bust your snatch until its all black and blue and there you go a birthday gift for DOS's mommas boy.
Well i say!....so....guys like the whole damsel in distress thingy...hmmm well thanks for your help *BIG THUMBS UP!!!!*
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Old August 12th, 2008, 04:04 AM   #25 (permalink)
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a promissory blow job note redeemable at his choosing and several pairs of socks
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Old August 12th, 2008, 05:34 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I have an Idea Get your harmones bubbling And get your boobs at least 55JJ size with nipples sticking and a furm bottocks and killer body and get your snatch ready for penatration and when he wakes up in the mornning his dick will bust out of his pants and he will release the tad-pools into your snatch after that the tad-pools will mix with the egg-o-matic and several months later you will be doing the house work and SOS will be working at the human organ sorting plant.
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Old August 12th, 2008, 12:28 PM   #27 (permalink)
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he's already had one of them.
did he catch it from you
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Old August 12th, 2008, 12:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Get him a gun so he can kill himself the right way instead of with his razors. He doesn't understand the whole up the road not across the street concept.
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Old August 12th, 2008, 04:09 PM   #30 (permalink)
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