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Date: Tuesday, February 26, 2008 2:05 AM From: Patrick.C Aboma <patrick.aboma27@yahoo.it>
To: patrick95rules@hotmail.com, Subject: Dear friend Size: 11 KB Dear friend, I crave your indulgence for the unsolicited nature of this letter, but it was borne out of desperation and current development, Please bear with me. I am Barrister Patrick C. Aboma a solicitor at law, presently residingin Nigeria, I was the Personal attorney to a late Client and whom Herein after shall be referred to as my CLIENT, I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On December 16th, 1996, my late CLIENT an Oil consultant/contractor with the Petroleum Corporation made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for some months, valued at $3,500,000.00USD (Three Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars only) in a Bank Branch. Upon maturity, the Bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. They have sent several reminder but still got no response and they have contacted me as his Personal attorney and i discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National PetroleumCorporation that my CLIENT on 1st February 1997 died in a plane crash on air Senegal on aircraft Name Hawker Siddeley HS-748. This crash happened in Tambacoumba, Senegal, Africa and the registration number of the aircraft is 6AV-AEO, and since his untimely death the funds has been dormant in his account with the Bank without any claim of the fund, On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that my CLIENT did not declare any Next of kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my possession.This sum of US$3,500,000.00 has been carefully placed on the dormant list of the bank for safe-keeping. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of Ten (10) years the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to my late CLIENT to claim the money. I am writing you because as his Personal attorney i can not claim the fund without raising some questions from the Bank and moreover you share the same name. I want to present you as the nextof kin to my late CLIENT, the owner of the account so you can be able to claim them with my assistance as his personal attorney. This i will make sure that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt Nigeria Government Officials. The process is simple. All that is expected of you is to provide me with the following Immediately: Full Name: Address: Age: Occupation: Compnay Name: Marital Status: Private Phone and Fax Number: With these information i will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in place as the next of Kin to my late CLIENT, this is very simple with my help and capacity as an Attorney.This money will be transferred into your account for us to share in the ratio of 45% for me and 45% for you and 5% will take care of all expenses incur on both side, while the balance 5% will go to some charity homes. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by me as the Attorney and this will guarantee the successful execution of this transaction.If you are interested, please reply immediately and strictly to my private email address or better still call me.Upon the receipt of your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand this transaction better. Please observe with utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both parties.Please replyimmediately as time is of great importance to this transaction.Hoping to hear from you. Best Regards,
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Rita Mosley's Inbreed terrorist kids.
Date: Friday, February 22, 2008 5:49 AM From: Javaid <shaariq@brain.net.pk>
To: undisclosed-recipients:; Subject: Humanitarian Call... Reply Immidiately. Size: 2 KB Dear Beloved, Here writes Lady Rita Mosley wife of late Sir David Mosley, suffering from cancerous ailment without a child. My late husband deposited the sum of 20 million pounds derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Recently, my doctor told me that I havelimited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from.With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to help me use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, orphans,and needy financially. You can contact me through my personal email address: mosleyuk11@live.com or through my attorneys email at legalmattersuk1@live.com. Rita Mosley.
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Augusto Diaz interim finance minister in Angola
Date: Saturday, February 9, 2008 12:41 AM From: AUGUSTO DIAZ <augustodiaz59@yahoo.com>
To: Subject: We need your assistance please! Size: 4 KB Hello, My name is Augusto Diaz; my father was once an interim finance minister in Angola. I got your contact through the internet and decided to write you in trust and confidence. It is my humble decision to solicit for your understanding and cooperation in this business that will be mutually beneficial to both of us. At the mid term of the rebellion which is still on till date, my father thinking fast decided to send my brother and I out of the country (Angola),with the sum of US$ 18 Million (Eighteen million United States Dollars).The money was meant for the purchase of arms and ammunitions for the war, but my father had to divert the funds as a way of frustrating the on-going war that has claimed the lives of millions of Angolan people. The bills were carefully moved as diplomatic baggage to Madrid, Spain. Unfortunately, because of my father’s political influence he was Assassinated last September. And as a result of our father's death, we decided not to return to the country but seek for political asylum and look for an opportunity to safeguard the money for proper investment and prepare for our future. We however, discovered that as political asylum seekers, we are not allowed by law to seek for any gainful employment or open and operate a bank account. We therefore need your assistance and co-operation in concluding this deal. You are needed to come over to Madrid, Spain and open a non-resident account where the entire funds will be deposited and subsequently transfer the funds to your nominated account via telegraphic transfer. The whole arrangement will be strictly under our supervision and the transaction will be absolutely risk-free. And the transfer to your account would be completed the same day. We intend to share the money upon successful completion of the transaction as follows: - 20% will be entitled to you for your assistance, while 80% will be for us. Should this meet your utmost consideration, kindly write back immediately to confirm your earliest date of arrival? Please include your contact number. The confidentiality of this transaction cannot be over emphasized as we trust and believe that you will oblige us the security and attention it demands. Kind Regards, Augusto Diaz
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Mrs. Flora passing away?
Date: Friday, February 8, 2008 6:34 PM From: MRS FLORA BLESSING <flobless@index.net>
To: undisclosed-recipients:; Subject: YOU ARE TO CONTACT FEDEX EXPRESS Size: 3 KB Hello! I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Conformable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY, West Africa, I traveled out of the country for a Months Course and I will not come back till end of April. What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information,I have paid for the delivering Charges, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country. Again, I would have paid for the security keeping fee but they said no because they don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t know when you will contact them and in case of demur rage. You have to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS INTERNATIONAL with the following informations: First name: Last Name: Telephone: Nationality:: Age: Occupation: address: Dispatch Director: Rev. Jeffrey Dudu Email Address:dispatchunit@mail.ru Tel: +234 703 822 9852 You are advice to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft. Yours Faithfully, Mrs.Flora Blessing.
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Date: Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:54 PM From: Powerball Lotto <kevintimmons@eircom.net>
To: info@aol.com Subject: Ref Nr:PBL/CN/6654/CP Size: 5 KB POWERBALL LOTTO -wheel E-game 2008 Date: FEB, 7th, 2008 Ref Nr:PBL/CN/6654/CP Dear Consultation Prize Winner, CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNER NOTICE Europe/ America private international e-games organizers and co-sponsors,POWERBALL LOTTO Group International, officially bring to your notice of the final draw result of the 2008 POWERBALL LOTTO-wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The UNITED KINGDOM. Most recently this foundation set up the NEW LOTTERY SCHEME to give out prizes based on COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM. By doing this the foundation seek to encourage the use of Internet for academic and businesspursuits. Its major aim is to promote music, theater, art,literature,projects in the social and political arena with a focus on health, as well as science,research, and higher education. We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email coupon number which was selected among the 6 lucky consolation prize winners Your email ID identified with coupon No. PBL2348974321 and was selected by our E-games Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 50,000 different email addresses enrolled for the E-game. Your email ID was included among the 50,000 different email addresses submitted by our partner international email provider companies. You have won a consultation cash prize of ($2.000.000 million US Dollars) only. The POWERBALL LOTTO Group. BV, have approved a payout of your consultation cash prize which will be remunerated directly to you by the official Payment Agency Board. Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to you complete assistance and provide additional information and processes for the claims of your consultation prize. For due processing of your winning claim, please contact the DPU Information Officer Mr James Cole,who has been assigned to assist you.You are to contact him with the following details for the release of your winnings. Email:power_ball2008@hotmail.com FILL AND SUBMIT TO THE FIDUCIARY AGENT FOR FOLLOW UP 1.TEL:......................2.SEX:................ ......... 3.AGE:......................4.NAME:............... ......... 5.OCCUPATION:................6.Country............ ......... 7.We have two major options of delivering winnings to our winners at Powerball lottery,please we will like you to indicate the option that is preferable to you as stated below: 1) TRAVELLING TO THE PAYMENT CENTRE FOR CASH COLLECTION (Send flight itinerary to confirm your arrival/appointment Date}:............................................ ......... (2) by courier service:.......................................... ......... To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers and Name in any cor espondences with us or our designated agent. once again congratulations from all our staffs on your consoltation prize winning, we hope you will part take our forth coming POWERBALL LOTTO-wheel Email-games Regards Mrs Nelly White (Group Coordinator) CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE: This email message, including any attachments,is intended only for the use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain information that is privileged, confidential and prohibited from unauthorized disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient of this message, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message in error, please notify the sender by reply email and destroy all copies of the original message. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Find the home of your dreams with eircom net property Sign up for email alerts now http://www.eircom.net/propertyalerts
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Date: Sunday, February 3, 2008 2:58 AM From: CONTACT YOUR AGENT <anp_0098@hotmail.com>
To: Subject: CONTACT YOUR AGENT Size: 5 KB FROM THE DESK OF THE MICROSOFT COORDINATOR {MICROSOFT GLOBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY} INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS FILE REF:HL/5564/40/07/MICS BATCH: MC11/834/5PDH /EU OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION: DEAR WINNER: It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a surprise but please find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft,in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,(F.P.S.)held on the 3th of january 2008,in Amsterdam The Netherlands. Wherein your electronic email address emerged as one of the online winning emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of GBP £2,500,000.00 (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds only) which your file falls in our South African Claim office in Johannesburg Our winners are arranged into four categories with different winning prizes accordingly in each category. They are arranged in this format below: CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES 1st. 2 1,000,000.00 each 2nd. 8 800,000.00 each 3rd. 13 470,000.00 each 4th. 27 170,000.00 each We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you. It is important to note that your award information was released with the following particulars attached to it. (1) Award numbers: NL 56/7765 (2) Email ticket numbers: NL553/26/96 (3) Batch numbers: MC11/834/5PDH /EU (4) The file reference numbers: HL/5564/40/07/MICS {5} Serial Numbers:McST/006/NL4657 Name (in Full) : Country: Address: Direct Telephone No.: Sex: Age: Occupation/position: Ticket Number: Batch Number: Serial Number: Lucky Numbers To file for your claim,Please contact your Validating Officer for VALIDATION of your winning within Twenty-nine working days of this winning notification. Winnings that are not validated within Twenty-nine working days of winning notification are termed void and invalid. You are required to mention the above particulars of your award in every correspondence to enable the Agentin South Africa validate your winning CONTACT: ************************************************** ***************** FOREIGN CLAIM MANAGER NAME mr. MARK TAFFA MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT(RSA) TEL:+27 712 163 631 Fax : 27 865 122 984 E-mail: marktaffa2008@hotmail.com ************************************************** ****************** The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by our CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates: and a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide. Once again on behalf of all our staff, CONGRATULATIONS! Yours faithfully, Mr. Peter Van Dijk MICROSOFT E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION COORDINATOR. Copyright © 1994-2008 The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards Promotion Inc. All rights reserve d. Terms of Service -Guideline.
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Rita Osborne
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Here writes Madam Rita Osborne wife of late Sir Williams Osborne,suffering from cancerous ailment without a child. My late husband deposited the sum of 10 million derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Recently, my doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to help me use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows,orphans, and needy financially. I have decided to donate this fund to you, I do hope you would be able to utilize this money for the said purpose just as Im going to instruct herein. I want you to utilize the funds by creating a charity foundation called WILLIAM OSBORNE FOUNDATION to assist widows and help accident victims worldwide. this deposit is known by me, our family lawyer and now you. Contact our family lawyer with this specified email address Barrister Timothy Martins (ESQ) Email: timothymartins400@hotmail.co.uk Tell him that I have WILLED £10,000,000 to you by quoting my personal reference number Law/chamber/solicitors/rt/osb/WILL/9834520012 and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. Note: Please do not reply this email ensure you contact our lawyer with this email address: barr_timmartins@hotmail.com Remain blessed. Your Sister, Madam. Rita Osborne ![]()
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