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Old April 29th, 2008, 12:52 AM   #31 (permalink)
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AM NOT!!! I have a peepee.

=) DUH.

Kal, this doesn't sound very manly.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 12:56 AM   #32 (permalink)
 
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i do hope some diligent mod/admin is merging this dreadful dolphin vomit mass of threads...
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Old April 29th, 2008, 01:18 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Kal, this doesn't sound very manly.
ME TARZAN. YOU? JANE. UGHHH.

/beats chest.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 01:22 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I drink Coke Zero. Try to keep up. The pool is 84F and I've been swimming every day. And how are you?
Coke zero is for women.

...And you call yourself a MAN. Pfft.

Tell me Bill, on an average day, how much time do you spend in the kitchen?
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Old April 29th, 2008, 10:35 AM   #35 (permalink)
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ME TARZAN. YOU? JANE. UGHHH.

/beats chest.


Me Tarzan, you Cheetah. And the only thing I make in the kitchen is coffee. I keep slave gurls for the rest. Pretend all you want, we know you are a closet queen.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 04:56 PM   #36 (permalink)
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How old are your daughters, Bill?
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Old April 29th, 2008, 05:04 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Kal, how old were you when you realized you were gay?
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Old April 29th, 2008, 05:05 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Kal, how old were you when you realized you were gay?
Bill, are you going to answer my question? Or are you going to be do a Fred Astaire and tap dance around it like a little bitch?
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Old April 29th, 2008, 06:59 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Me Tarzan, you Cheetah. And the only thing I make in the kitchen is coffee. I keep slave gurls for the rest. Pretend all you want, we know you are a closet queen.
slaves = people who do whatever you want or die

slave gurls = $99.95 baht per hour

big diff bro
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Old April 29th, 2008, 07:30 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Kal, this doesn't sound very manly.
Yeah, this coming from Disco Stu. I have never seen you post once in a manner that I would classify as being manly. Shit, I doubt both your testicles have dropped and fear that the one that has you tape back every night so you can stare at your freshly shaved 'n' lotioned feminine body in the mirror whilst making kissy faces and pinching your raw red nipples.
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Testosterone obviously doesn't translate very well to the internets.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 08:11 PM   #42 (permalink)
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. Shit, I doubt both your testicles have dropped and fear that the one that has you tape back every night so you can stare at your freshly shaved 'n' lotioned feminine body in the mirror whilst making kissy faces and pinching your raw red nipples.


Ummm taping, shaving and posing? Thank you for sharing your personal preferences Inti. Not interested. Try Kal.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 08:12 PM   #43 (permalink)
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big diff bro

Your categories are too limited bro. Mine include gurls who happily serve their master. But you can pay for it if you prefer.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 08:13 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old April 29th, 2008, 08:15 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Ummm taping, shaving and posing? Thank you for sharing your personal preferences Inti. Not interested. Try Kal.
I know you are but what am I....rubber and glue....etc....

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Your categories are too limited bro. Mine include gurls who happily serve their master. But you can pay for it if you prefer.
Spoken like a pussy who can't handle a real woman. Well played faggot.
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