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Old April 28th, 2008, 07:36 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Welcome back Road Pavement. I appreciate your humor.
I would love to see a move on aliens vs internet porn.
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Old April 28th, 2008, 07:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I would love to see a move on aliens vs internet porn.

You should write and direct such a film. With your people skills it should be easy.
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Old April 28th, 2008, 08:01 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Is there any point to you at all? I don't mean just on this forum, but in real life too. I can imagine you sitting in a 6x6 cubicle, just staring at the exit, back facing towards your monitor, just saying random shit to your co-workers as they walk by. I bet your manager wants to fire your arse too, or maybe he has but just hasn't told you and by some Office Space-like glitch you're still on the payroll, cherishing your red stapler because it's the only thing that actually understands what the fuck your point of living is.
such a waste of a perfectly crappy flame to burn it on RP...
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Old April 28th, 2008, 08:07 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Shiat. Whatev. I get all kinds of ass. You should see it, it's like an ocean of asses. My 'bad boy' gets a bit tired from rowing across the vast expanses of this sea of asses. You know?

Is it your Music that awards you the piles of pussy?

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Old April 28th, 2008, 08:32 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yes. My sythesizer-magic works wonders on moistening the vagina.
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Old April 28th, 2008, 10:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Yes. My sythesizer-magic works wonders on moistening the vagina.
can you play funky town?
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Old April 28th, 2008, 10:23 PM   #22 (permalink)
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can you play funky town?
Of course. But it especially works when I haven't bathed for a few weeks. Life imitates art and all that.
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Old April 28th, 2008, 10:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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It's working already.
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Old April 28th, 2008, 10:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I believe Road Pavement has personal knowledge of cross breeding with Aliens. His momma got fucked by lots of Mexicans and Africans. Every one was an illegal Alien.
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Old April 28th, 2008, 11:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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It's working already.
Yes, I know. The smiley gives it away.
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Old April 28th, 2008, 11:36 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Haha Kal is a woman!
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Old April 28th, 2008, 11:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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AM NOT!!! I have a peepee.

=) DUH.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 12:31 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Haha Kal is a woman!

Close. More liek a he/she.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 12:35 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Ah, Bill. I am just sittin' here drinkin' a sprite, swimming in my swimming pool in Florida, typin' on the internetz, wearin' depends, shittin' up the forum with dumb comments', being an old useless fuck and I am damn happy someone is talking to me since I am an old washed out turd of a human being.

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Old April 29th, 2008, 12:45 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I drink Coke Zero. Try to keep up. The pool is 84F and I've been swimming every day. And how are you?
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