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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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kal has a bad case of assburgers
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol you fucking asshole
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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now THAT looks like a "hairy clam"
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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now THAT looks like a "hairy clam"
kinda like yer nasty snatch huh
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Mmm look at that butthole juice. I'd like to use that as dressing on my salad.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Suddenly I got a craving for one of those flaming tiki drinks in the volcano glass.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I just memorized the dictionary while I was taking a shit.
Define lazaretto
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Rough night Ted?
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rough as a corncob and twice as long
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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