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View Poll Results: Would you buy Stina when she turns +18?
Yes! So I can have my way with her in bed. 5 29.41%
S.T.F.U. & G.T.F.O. (Followed by unspeakable violence) 8 47.06%
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Old November 7th, 2009, 11:18 PM   #196 (permalink)
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Heaven, you better have your bags packed! * evil laugh *

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And yes, this is serious bizness.
Yep just give me a cloth and call me Tanya.
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Old November 7th, 2009, 11:19 PM   #197 (permalink)
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Yep just give me a cloth and call me Tanya.
No problem Danny. I can do that..... at least I won't forget the name.
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Old November 7th, 2009, 11:22 PM   #198 (permalink)
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No problem Danny. I can do that..... at least I won't forget the name.
This better be worth it.
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Old November 7th, 2009, 11:47 PM   #199 (permalink)
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Old November 8th, 2009, 05:07 PM   #200 (permalink)
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We need to find the owner of the women before we can make the auction work.
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Old November 8th, 2009, 05:40 PM   #201 (permalink)
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I've got the subjects mentioned in my van. Pimping, aslong as I don't pay for 1st three week's groceries. That was a part of the deal.. or something...
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Rod: Let’s get out of 'ere Bill, there’s six Stoke fans staring right at us.
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Rod: The one with the burberry cap on. Please don't start Bill.
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Old November 8th, 2009, 09:18 PM   #202 (permalink)
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Old November 8th, 2009, 09:21 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Sevedy-fy.
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Rod: Let’s get out of 'ere Bill, there’s six Stoke fans staring right at us.
Bill: Right, which one's staring at me.
Rod: The one with the burberry cap on. Please don't start Bill.
Bill: Right see you you cunt, I'll cut you first.

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Old November 8th, 2009, 09:23 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Sevedy-fy.
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Old November 8th, 2009, 09:26 PM   #205 (permalink)
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Rod: Let’s get out of 'ere Bill, there’s six Stoke fans staring right at us.
Bill: Right, which one's staring at me.
Rod: The one with the burberry cap on. Please don't start Bill.
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Old November 8th, 2009, 09:28 PM   #206 (permalink)
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Old November 8th, 2009, 09:39 PM   #207 (permalink)
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YOUR "WIFE".
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Rod: Let’s get out of 'ere Bill, there’s six Stoke fans staring right at us.
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Old November 8th, 2009, 10:49 PM   #208 (permalink)
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He doesn't have a wife, only a whale.
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Old November 8th, 2009, 10:51 PM   #209 (permalink)
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I thought he was the whale?
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Old November 8th, 2009, 10:52 PM   #210 (permalink)
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"The world looks down on a man marrying a Llama, but our love knows no bounds." Something like this? Gotcha.
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