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Old November 4th, 2009, 10:20 PM   #31 (permalink)
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thx Janine

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Where is his stripper?
Are you volunteering? Jeez, thanks!

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Happy bithday you lovable twisted fuck!
Fuck yea dude, thx! Wanna come over and rape and dissect japanese schoolgirls with me?
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Old November 4th, 2009, 10:21 PM   #32 (permalink)
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we couldnt afford a stripper so we got this
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Old November 4th, 2009, 10:30 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Mr. Beard
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Old November 4th, 2009, 10:31 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old November 4th, 2009, 11:36 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 12:08 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Thanks Charlie.

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27. This is an infamous year. Maybe I meet some good company before this time next year or maybe I make it to 28. Stay tuned for moar.

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Hell yeah! What did you learn last year?
That my poetry works wonders on the opposite sex. And sadly that's about it.

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My local.^
Invites for BR`s b`day sat nite,all welcome.
Or go fuck yourself
I'm in bro. Irish pub, fucking guinness. Hot ass irish bitches. I'll be by shortly!



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Oh cmon Jane. Where is the really twisted Jane that I've come to admire? Where is the sick depraved buxom gal with a taste for blood? Is she on vacation?

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Thanks man. Sux ass so far. I am going to cheef up and hopefully pass out before 12:00.

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Old November 5th, 2009, 12:20 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Unwrap any cocks with a ribbon around them? Or do you not play that game on your birthday and suck em anyway.
Just wondering how dick suckers b-days differ from that of the heteros.
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Old November 5th, 2009, 06:33 AM   #38 (permalink)
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we couldnt afford a stripper so we got this
lmao! She's sexy where'd you get her?
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Old November 5th, 2009, 06:35 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I think it's a he actually. Which makes it a little less strange
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Old November 5th, 2009, 06:55 AM   #40 (permalink)
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lmao! She's sexy where'd you get her?

shes on some gore sites ...beard brain may be correct ...someone here might know a bit more
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Old November 5th, 2009, 07:00 AM   #41 (permalink)
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thanks for the thanks ....your gonna get
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Old November 5th, 2009, 07:46 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 08:43 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 08:45 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I think it's a he actually. Which makes it a little less strange
It is a man.... there are more vids out there other then that creepy shit of him. I think he goes by Goddess Bunny.
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