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Old November 4th, 2009, 06:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old November 4th, 2009, 07:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Much love to all my nigs. I am pissed off I was born, as you all are surely the same, and then some.

So thanks for coming by.

Except Scary Mary.

GTFO! CUNT!


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Old November 4th, 2009, 07:36 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Much love to all my nigs. I am pissed off I was born, as you all are surely the same, and then some.

So thanks for coming by.

Except Scary Mary.

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Old November 4th, 2009, 07:40 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Even I can be big enough to put petty name calling and disagreements behind me and wish you a happy birthday.
So, happy birthday.

Your cake was shaped like a penis wasn't it?
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Old November 4th, 2009, 07:41 PM   #20 (permalink)
 
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HBD, Kal.

You will be receiving naked pics of me in your PM box just as soon as I can prepare them.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 08:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Even I can be big enough to put petty name calling and disagreements behind me and wish you a happy birthday.
So, happy birthday.

Your cake was shaped like a penis wasn't it?
No dummy. It went something like this.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 08:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Twas the Tiger Penis soup you should be reffering to.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 08:47 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Yes. It was Tiger Penis Soup Cake. I bought it at an Asian Walmart close to my house.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 09:19 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Twas the Tiger Penis soup you should be reffering to.
My mistake. But, I knew a penis was involved somewhere.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 09:23 PM   #25 (permalink)
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HBD, Kal.

You will be receiving naked pics of me in your PM box just as soon as I can prepare them.
But I already busted a nut reading your flames. Then again, I do have another nut. So hellz yea bro
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Old November 4th, 2009, 09:57 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old November 4th, 2009, 10:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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happy birfday bird brain ..another year closer to the end ...keep it up ole son
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Old November 4th, 2009, 10:10 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Where is his stripper?
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Old November 4th, 2009, 10:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old November 4th, 2009, 10:17 PM   #30 (permalink)
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