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Old November 3rd, 2009, 04:07 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Ive never seen a moderator be such a mean person before, ever. You should have your powers stripped away due to your lack of civility (that means being decent before you go getting that dictionary out)

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Old November 3rd, 2009, 04:08 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Ive never seen a moderator be such a mean person before, ever. You should have your powers stripped away due to your lack of civility (that means being decent before you go getting that dictionary out)

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Mary Darling, you're in the Frottage Cottage
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 04:15 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Mary Darling, you're in the Frottage Cottage
Oh, i'm used to sites that don't allow insults on members, I forgot to switch gears again.

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Old November 3rd, 2009, 04:16 PM   #49 (permalink)
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awww poor elton
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 04:17 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Ive never seen a moderator be such a mean person before, ever. You should have your powers stripped away due to your lack of civility
He's a super mod, that means he'd have to return the cape he was issued when promoted and all those powers you mentioned too.

Nice suggestion btw. You'll do well here, just stick with chinballs and everything will be fine.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:34 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Ive never seen a moderator be such a mean person before, ever. You should have your powers stripped away due to your lack of civility (that means being decent before you go getting that dictionary out)

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Which would be far better than you stripping and posting pics, blinding everyone on the forum with your accursedly fat and ugly body
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:23 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:26 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Just keep adding the ointment, the swelling, itching and shooting pains should subside.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:30 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Getting you a body bag... ja?
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:31 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Just keep adding the ointment, the swelling, itching and shooting pains should subside.
What kind of ointment? Moose ointment? Nectarine ointment? Need clarity, plz

I certainly wouldn't want to use tiger balm.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:57 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Gee BR, I'm not your doc. Consult the Surge for this shit. He'll have something for you.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 10:01 PM   #57 (permalink)
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elton has always been sick, it's in his genes; genes that turn out short, wide and bendy men that make ideal poufs.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 10:03 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Gee BR, I'm not your doc. Consult the Surge for this shit. He'll have something for you.
Well it sounded like you were my doc there for a sec. I highly doubt Surge is a urology surgeon. But I thought you were, you know with your whole appraisal on ointment.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 10:04 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Elton John. I don't like him.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 10:05 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Well it sounded like you were my doc there for a sec. I highly doubt Surge is a urology surgeon. But I thought you were, you know with your whole appraisal on ointment.
Oh no but I could be your doc. if you'd like. I can prescribe you all sorts of.. well.. a lisence is required.. I'll sort that out later. For now.. eat this..
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