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November 3rd, 2009, 04:50 AM
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Blue Orchid
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: At the Hotel Yorba
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I'm rich, thanks to UR
It was Melbourne Cup day today (big horse race). The only time of year I gamble. I didn't have a clue what to bet on, so I thought I'd go off the names of the horses running.
There was a horse named Shocking and another named Crime Scene. I thought of UR and you all when I put the bet on. Lucky for you pricks, they got 1st and 2nd respectively, and I'm now over $500 richer. And you cunts can't have a cent of it! *cheers*
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I've come to the conclusion (coz I've been here for a bit), that half of what you read is bull and the other half's all shit. |
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November 3rd, 2009, 05:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Beardsville, IL
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Blistik heyyyyyyyyyyyyy ... how's it goin? /goes in to put an arm around her...
/with a quick and slippery movement, not unlike a snake slithering about in wet grass, grabs the 500 dollars. GIVE ME YO MONEY!
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November 3rd, 2009, 05:58 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in here with us
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how bout a loan you old bitch  ...or ill kick your c**t through the back door !!!
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November 3rd, 2009, 05:59 AM
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Blue Orchid
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BR, darling! Remember all those enemas I gave you, and you said, how can I ever repay you for this? Today's the day brother, that'll be $500.
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I've come to the conclusion (coz I've been here for a bit), that half of what you read is bull and the other half's all shit. |
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November 3rd, 2009, 06:37 AM
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Blue Orchid
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November 3rd, 2009, 07:34 AM
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But you will give me that 500 dollars or I am gonna come down there and put a squid on your head!
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November 3rd, 2009, 07:44 AM
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LOOKIN 4 TITUS CROW
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: near side of the outback
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OI i PUT 10 bucks on it for the win the girl aint said jack shit bliss (for the win to)
Whats the money I SHOULDA won?
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"Whisky is a wonderful drink. It makes you see double and feel single" 
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