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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Yuck! Horse racing should be banned and the legs of the people who support it broken.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:06 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I got 450 last night playing KENO on a 5 dollar bet \o/

Ohh did I get drunk
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I won a million dollars for having the biggest in the world, right now. PROPS AND RESPECT
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:14 AM   #19 (permalink)
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The biggest what, BR? Ego?
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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OI i PUT 10 bucks on it for the win the girl aint said jack shit bliss (for the win to)
Whats the money I SHOULDA won?
For Shocking it was about $2.20/1 to win. Crime Scene was the big payer...$53/1 win, $11.20/1 place.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:22 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Bliss, lets go out, get drunk and check out the fine ass men. You're paying!
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 08:32 AM   #22 (permalink)
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The biggest what, BR? Ego?
The biggest collection of horse and animal farm porn ... in the world. A cool million fer it.

AND ego. Well obviously. No one comes close. But when you have a horse and animal farm porn collection that is as big as Mount Rushmore, your ego would be pretty big too.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 12:59 PM   #23 (permalink)
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It was Melbourne Cup day today (big horse race). The only time of year I gamble. I didn't have a clue what to bet on, so I thought I'd go off the names of the horses running.

There was a horse named Shocking and another named Crime Scene. I thought of UR and you all when I put the bet on. Lucky for you pricks, they got 1st and 2nd respectively, and I'm now over $500 richer.
And you cunts can't have a cent of it!
*cheers*
And your 500 is like, what? 3 US dolla?
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 02:22 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'm third wheeling that outing.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 03:24 PM   #25 (permalink)
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That's not enough to cover the STD meds you need. But, your getting there! Gotta look on the bright side of everything!! Don't give up!
That wasn't a predictable response at all.


Btw I won $20 for having the biggest belt collection
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:34 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I'm third wheeling that outing.
That, my dears, sounds like a very good plan. It can't be in MY town however, because all the men look like EOTL and that would just result in me vomiting up my drinks, which would be a waste.

On the other side of the coin, we COULD set fire to something and wait for teh firemenz to come and rescue our pretty selves
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:36 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I just want to watch the two of you take shots and eventually kiss.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:38 PM   #28 (permalink)
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That, my dears, sounds like a very good plan. It can't be in MY town however, because all the men look like EOTL and that would just result in me vomiting up my drinks, which would be a waste.

On the other side of the coin, we COULD set fire to something and wait for teh firemenz to come and rescue our pretty selves

Sounds like a helluva plan!

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I just want to watch the two of you take shots and eventually kiss.
I don't need shots to do that.
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:40 PM   #29 (permalink)
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why do gay people always encourage gay behavior ? ..but i wouldnt mind seeing bliss tongue tickle with tickle
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