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Old November 1st, 2009, 07:16 AM   #31 (permalink)
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so we've heard bloody faggot ^
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Old November 1st, 2009, 07:21 AM   #32 (permalink)
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My mother has more charisma and force of personality in her little finger than Adolf Hitler had in his entire body. If she thought a childhood transgression deserved corporal punishment, that punishment was going to be delivered, full stop, end of story.

Seem Judge Judy? My mother makes Judge Judy look like an introverted nerd.
Sounds like my grandmother. The only woman who ever commanded my respect after yelling at me ONCE. Everyone else got pushed to the end of their tether.
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Old November 1st, 2009, 07:31 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Stina, PM me a photocopy of your learner's permit/driver's license showing your face and your birth date (censor everything else in MS Paint). Failure to do so will result in a ban until you furnish me with said photocopy.

You have one hour.
It would be easier to ask her for a signed report card
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when my time comes.....I wanna go out just like esa did!!!!
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Old November 1st, 2009, 07:35 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Your dad beat you?

Fuck, my dad congratulated me. (did the same thing when I got laid for the first time)

"Good job, son. You are proudly living the Irish way"

THANKS POPS!
And your mom took on your brother next
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Old November 1st, 2009, 07:41 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old November 1st, 2009, 08:19 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Sounds like my grandmother. The only woman who ever commanded my respect after yelling at me ONCE. Everyone else got pushed to the end of their tether.
My grammy used to give me ice cream for breakfast, she never yelled at me once ever.
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Old November 1st, 2009, 09:55 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Mothers have a unique ability called crazy face.
It's similar to lycanthrope.

In a split second the transformation is complete. Their nails become longer and sharper. Their hair frizzes. Fire burns in their eyes.

Crazy face.
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Old November 1st, 2009, 09:56 AM   #38 (permalink)
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And your mom took on your brother next
My question is this...

How would you like being added to the 'ignore' cue?

Bam

Done.

Later
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Old November 1st, 2009, 09:57 AM   #39 (permalink)

 
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And watch out, Stina. When you have a vagina, getting too drunk can lead to nasty side effects such as waking up from a drug-induced stupor, with the distinct feeling that a freight train covered in Tabasco sauce has been up your birth canal/anus.
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Old November 1st, 2009, 10:01 AM   #40 (permalink)
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You're online! It's really great to see you posting.
I'd stay and chat, but I can't keep my head up anymore. Long night.

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Old November 1st, 2009, 10:24 AM   #41 (permalink)
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FUCK YOU, Talk shit now all you fucking whores



This is Stina and I'm drunk and I fucking love it, so fucking happy Halloween you nigger lovers, ha ha ha .......

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Old November 1st, 2009, 12:59 PM   #42 (permalink)
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so you got drunk by yourself infront of your computer on halloween?
i thought kids your go trick or treating or some shit.
great job... startin your teenage years with a bang...
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Old November 1st, 2009, 11:50 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Stinky Stina's white trash mom and her teenage mother sister.


lol @ creepy smile.
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Old November 1st, 2009, 11:52 PM   #44 (permalink)
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hey, i think daughter of satan has that same jack daniels sweatshirt :S
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Old November 1st, 2009, 11:53 PM   #45 (permalink)
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hey, i think daughter of satan has that same jack daniels sweatshirt :S
lmao!!!
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