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Old October 27th, 2009, 09:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My Car Blew Up!

Yep, out of nowhere the engine made a sound like glass in a blender. Not a good thing.


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Old October 27th, 2009, 09:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yep, out of nowhere the engine made a sound like glass in a blender. Not a good thing.


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Ask for a transfer and grab the next bus?
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Old October 27th, 2009, 09:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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apply for your FEMA money, saying the incident was a natural disaster from god or something and move on up to the glorious, spacious, 1985 Ford Econoline Van

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Old October 27th, 2009, 09:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh Ramblar, you kidder. You've never owned a motor vehicle.
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Old October 27th, 2009, 09:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old October 27th, 2009, 09:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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So does this mean you no longer have a roof over your head? Poor Ramblar
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Old October 27th, 2009, 10:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yep, out of nowhere the engine made a sound like glass in a blender. Not a good thing.


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If I was in YOUR situation in a general sense (i.e. my car was in need of repair) I would weigh the options of replacing the engine or buying another car.

If I was in YOUR situation in every sense of the word "situation" (i.e. the old Pinto/home sweet home has finally expired and I was a poor, illiterate, Appalachian Ohio fuck like yourself) I would log off and just end the miserable existence you call a life.
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Old October 27th, 2009, 11:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yep, out of nowhere the engine made a sound like glass in a blender. Not a good thing.


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Your car blew up and you weren't in it?

Pity.
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Old October 27th, 2009, 11:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's what happens when you ride a vehicle into the ground.
Next time you'll take better care of it.

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Old October 28th, 2009, 12:08 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old October 28th, 2009, 01:15 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Ramblar, your car "blew up"? Surely you jest. A homeless black rat who followed you to your new pad told me that the car was reported stolen.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 10:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I think he said it was just the engine that blew up - so live in the car and sleep in the trunk. Take the bus to the welfare office and tell 'em you got your first 2-room apartment. Perhaps they'll help with stuff like ground rent, and maybe a small oven to fit in the dashboard.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 12:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yep, out of nowhere the engine made a sound like glass in a blender. Not a good thing.


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i didn't even know you had a car.
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Old October 28th, 2009, 03:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old October 28th, 2009, 03:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Did anyone mention to you the oil change deal on the crazy machines?
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