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Old October 28th, 2009, 11:04 PM   #271 (permalink)
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Two Middle East mothersare sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate oftabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and startsflipping through

Photos. They start reminiscing.
'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would have been 24 years old now.'
'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.
He's a martyr now though' mum confides.
'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would have been 21.'
'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair
When he was born'.
'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.
'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other.


'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would have been 18, she whispers.
'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first
Started school'


'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.


After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
Wistfully at the photographs and says...



'They blow up so fast, don't they...'





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Old October 28th, 2009, 11:08 PM   #272 (permalink)
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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair . . . LMFAO!
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Old October 29th, 2009, 01:59 AM   #273 (permalink)
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Dont forget the penicillin
He's gonna need a LOT more than that!
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Old October 29th, 2009, 11:24 AM   #274 (permalink)
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this is directed at Brandy



you're answering for Brandy?
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Brandy wouldn't have known what it was from anyway.


She probably got it from one of Keef's gif websites
I got it from 4chan, and for your information, I did know what it was from. (I just found out YESTERDAY... but STILL)
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OMG - Penicillin will not TOUCH what Jane's got...

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Old October 29th, 2009, 12:24 PM   #275 (permalink)
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Even thinking that anyone would want PI from or about you is giving your ego more credit than your excessive weight and extreme unattractiveness could possibly allow. You're not an interesting person, at all.
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Old October 29th, 2009, 01:54 PM   #276 (permalink)
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Even thinking that anyone would want PI from or about you is giving your ego more credit than your excessive weight and extreme unattractiveness could possibly allow. You're not an interesting person, at all.
and you, apparently, cannot read.

The debate at hand has NOTHING TO DO with information about ME.

So go fuck yourself, you twat.

(Not to mention, how would you know anything about me anyway? You don't know me, and we are both well aware of this)
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Old October 29th, 2009, 01:55 PM   #277 (permalink)
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Oh, and to top that off, StinkyBeaner, there is one member who shall remain unnamed, who is literall offering to pay actual $ for info about "little old me"

so check your facts, dick.
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Old October 29th, 2009, 02:11 PM   #278 (permalink)
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Oh, and to top that off, StinkyBeaner, there is one member who shall remain unnamed, who is literall offering to pay actual $ for info about "little old me"

so check your facts, dick.
I say you're bluffing.
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Old October 29th, 2009, 02:12 PM   #279 (permalink)
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You seek to fill some void in your shitty, lonely fat-filled existence by inventing conspiracies against yourself in this interweb forum and that's exceptionally pathetic. If you fucked off never to return you would not be missed here, it would just be another excercise in shitheadedness for you and an excercise in indifference for us. Fucken tank-assed cow.
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Old October 29th, 2009, 03:19 PM   #280 (permalink)
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Two Middle East mothersare sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate oftabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and startsflipping through

Photos. They start reminiscing.
'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would have been 24 years old now.'
'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.
He's a martyr now though' mum confides.
'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would have been 21.'
'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair
When he was born'.
'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.
'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other.


'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would have been 18, she whispers.
'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first
Started school'


'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.


After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
Wistfully at the photographs and says...



'They blow up so fast, don't they...'





I'm stealing this joke for another forum.
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Old October 29th, 2009, 06:29 PM   #281 (permalink)
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Oh, and to top that off, StinkyBeaner, there is one member who shall remain unnamed, who is literall offering to pay actual $ for info about "little old me"

so check your facts, dick.
I highly doubt that.
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Old October 29th, 2009, 06:29 PM   #282 (permalink)
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I got it from 4chan, and for your information, I did know what it was from. (I just found out YESTERDAY... but STILL)
My point has been proven.
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Old October 30th, 2009, 12:26 PM   #283 (permalink)
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I say you're bluffing.
I say, I don't really care. :P
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Fair enough PAAAAAA-blo.
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I highly doubt that.
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My point has been proven.
Aaaaand, for the record it was intentionally proven, dumbass.
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Old October 30th, 2009, 02:04 PM   #284 (permalink)
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