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#271 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in here with us
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Two Middle East mothersare sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate oftabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and startsflipping through Photos. They start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would have been 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully. He's a martyr now though' mum confides. 'Oh, so sad dear' says the other. And this is my second son Kalid. He would have been 21.' 'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair When he was born'. 'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly. 'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other. 'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18, she whispers. 'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first Started school' 'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks Wistfully at the photographs and says... 'They blow up so fast, don't they...' |
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~Atheist Extraordinaire~
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Surrounded by felines
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lmfao
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OMG - Penicillin will not TOUCH what Jane's got... What Jane's got... they have no cure for. See? |
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Gubment Cheese
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Phoenix, most likely
Posts: 1,700
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Even thinking that anyone would want PI from or about you is giving your ego more credit than your excessive weight and extreme unattractiveness could possibly allow. You're not an interesting person, at all.
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~Atheist Extraordinaire~
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Surrounded by felines
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The debate at hand has NOTHING TO DO with information about ME. So go fuck yourself, you twat. (Not to mention, how would you know anything about me anyway? You don't know me, and we are both well aware of this) |
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~Atheist Extraordinaire~
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Surrounded by felines
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Oh, and to top that off, StinkyBeaner, there is one member who shall remain unnamed, who is literall offering to pay actual $ for info about "little old me"
so check your facts, dick. |
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Gubment Cheese
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Phoenix, most likely
Posts: 1,700
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You seek to fill some void in your shitty, lonely fat-filled existence by inventing conspiracies against yourself in this interweb forum and that's exceptionally pathetic. If you fucked off never to return you would not be missed here, it would just be another excercise in shitheadedness for you and an excercise in indifference for us. Fucken tank-assed cow.
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Freakin' Noob
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 27
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I'm stealing this joke for another forum. |
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~Atheist Extraordinaire~
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Surrounded by felines
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I say, I don't really care. :P
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Again, I highly don't care. Aaaaand, for the record it was intentionally proven, dumbass. |
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This feels good! (Avatar)
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: I live in outerspace.
Posts: 3,832
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Ask them... The know your fucking your twin sister VenisFlyTrap... LOL
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