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October 19th, 2009, 01:38 PM
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squeeze 'em
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Blistik and keef, an Aussie love story
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Bliss and
Keef were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Keef suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Bliss promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Bliss's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Bliss the news she said, 'Blistik, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Keef hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Bliss replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.. How soon can I go home?' Happy Mental Health Day!  
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SIH how're you holdin' up these days? Things going ok for ya, buddy, LOVE BILLY AKA STINKBEAN 
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October 19th, 2009, 02:25 PM
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Whacked-out Moderator
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Lmfao.
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October 19th, 2009, 06:53 PM
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Give me a beer !!!!
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how about me ,keith, and teddyray.....my cock>two assholes....
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October 19th, 2009, 07:12 PM
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squeeze 'em
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SIH how're you holdin' up these days? Things going ok for ya, buddy, LOVE BILLY AKA STINKBEAN
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October 19th, 2009, 09:14 PM
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LMFAO
 The thing is though, Keef was only drowning in the first place because I had my foot on his head :P
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