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Old October 11th, 2009, 07:30 PM   #76 (permalink)
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who the fuck is Tom Cruise?
Inventor of the Hoveround.
Watch the commercial.
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Old October 11th, 2009, 07:40 PM   #77 (permalink)
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who the fuck is Tom Cruise?
A short little white dude who made frizzy-haired jean jacket girls' panties wet in the 1980s.
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Old October 11th, 2009, 07:42 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Inventor of the Hoveround.
Watch the commercial.
Yeah, I saw that one a long time ago.

"Hello, I'm Tom Kruse, CEO of Hoveround."

I bet he's been the butt of endless jokes for almost three decades now, and the funny thing is, he's quite a bit older than Tom Cruise, so he had the name first.
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Old October 11th, 2009, 08:09 PM   #79 (permalink)
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A short little white dude who made frizzy-haired jean jacket girls' panties wet in the 1980s.
Ah yes the 80's... would've been a wonderful time to have been in a coma.
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Old October 11th, 2009, 09:05 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Wow.
I just came downstairs to get on my computer and this is the first thing I checked when I got on, and I looked up to see what was on the tv and guess what it is--a Tom Cruise movie.
I shit you not.
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Old October 11th, 2009, 10:15 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Wow.
I just came downstairs to get on my computer and this is the first thing I checked when I got on, and I looked up to see what was on the tv and guess what it is--a Tom Cruise movie.
I shit you not.
Xenu beamed him a tip that there was a thread about him in Frottage Cottage. He's just messing with your head, pay it no mind.
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Old October 12th, 2009, 12:28 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Whew, well that's good.
I was starting to freak out.
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Old October 12th, 2009, 01:24 AM   #83 (permalink)
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^Here's another spooky one: I noticed this thread was at the top of the forum when a podcast I was listening to was ending with that song "highway to the danger zone". No sooner had i begun to imagine Tom traveling through a cosmic slip-stream than i had realized just how dangerous it is out there.

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Old October 12th, 2009, 03:52 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Tom Cruise, this fellow who seems gay, he is infiltrating every pore in the known universe. In fact, this could be the beginning for a great science fiction story in which humans are encapsulated with the sentience of an extra terrestrial species on a planet billions of miles away. Someone should make a religion out of this stuff.
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