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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:33 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Oh your just a little grouchy cos last time you saw a midget was in Munchkin Land and someone dropped a house on you!
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:36 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh your just a little grouchy cos last time you saw a midget was in Munchkin Land and someone dropped a house on you!
Na Janes grouchy because she hasnt had me in her yet
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Oh your just a little grouchy cos last time you saw a midget was in Munchkin Land and someone dropped a house on you!

More likely because you're a fucking stupid bitch with a her cat as her avatar.

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Na Janes grouchy because she hasnt had me in her yet
That too.
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'm conjuring up visions here of very short people,
oompah loompah springs to mind.
Oompah Loompahs is the name for the woman you see with an Orange fake tan and dyed hair.

It is considered good form to cruise slowly past them with the car windows open singing the Ommpah Lumpah song.


When talking about midget porn, there is only one worthy of consideration- Bridget Powers.
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:43 PM   #20 (permalink)
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That too.[/QUOTE]

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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Oompah Loompahs is the name for the woman you see with an Orange fake tan and dyed hair.

It is considered good form to cruise slowly past them with the car windows open singing the Ommpah Lumpah song.


When talking about midget porn, there is only one worthy of consideration- Bridget Powers.
You see alot of them up the falls.Usually about 16 and pushing a pram
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Oompah Loompahs is the name for the woman you see with an Orange fake tan and dyed hair.

It is considered good form to cruise slowly past them with the car windows open singing the Ommpah Lumpah song.


When talking about midget porn, there is only one worthy of consideration- Bridget Powers.
Actually I'd consider it good form not to be seen speaking to them at all.

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You see alot of them up the falls.Usually about 16 and pushing a pram
Yeah we got alot of pram pushing tangerines over here as well.
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:47 PM   #23 (permalink)
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You see alot of them up the falls.Usually about 16 and pushing a pram
Exactly thus.

They don't seem to understand quite why a fat man with long hair is singing the Umpah Lumpa song at them though.
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:49 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Oh by the way, is this "pushing a pram without a father at 16" a catholic thing (ie: omg birth control = bad) or is it plain old teenage pregnancy "oh-yes-UK-has-the-highest-teen-prego-in-europe-can't-keep-my-knickers-on-forget-cumming-on-my-tits-I-want-you-inside-me-ohshit-i'm-late" thing?
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:50 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Actually I'd consider it good form not to be seen speaking to them at all.



Yeah we got alot of pram pushing tangerines over here as well.
I`d imagine so...I fucking hate cities
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Exactly thus.

They don't seem to understand quite why a fat man with long hair is singing the Umpah Lumpa song at them though.
The fact that theres a big snail stuck to your forehead and falcons flapping around in your citreon doesnt phase them at all then?
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Old July 5th, 2009, 07:52 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Oh by the way, is this "pushing a pram without a father at 16" a catholic thing (ie: omg birth control = bad) or is it plain old teenage pregnancy "oh-yes-UK-has-the-highest-teen-prego-in-europe-can't-keep-my-knickers-on-forget-cumming-on-my-tits-I-want-you-inside-me-ohshit-i'm-late" thing?
The latter lol.The dirtiest bitches I ever had were protestant btw
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Oh by the way, is this "pushing a pram without a father at 16" a catholic thing (ie: omg birth control = bad) or is it plain old teenage pregnancy "oh-yes-UK-has-the-highest-teen-prego-in-europe-can't-keep-my-knickers-on-forget-cumming-on-my-tits-I-want-you-inside-me-ohshit-i'm-late" thing?
Yes it's just plain old teenage pregnancy.

There was only one place in England that a had a high teenage pregnancy rate, Hartlepool which isn't far from where I am.

Not surprising really the place is a shit hole.
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I'm really thinking it's time for drastic action in schools - teach all girls that babies are made via blowjobs and the vagoo is for urination only and is hence dirty.

Teen pregnancy rate goes down, make happiness goes up, the world is a better place.
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I'm really thinking it's time for drastic action in schools - teach all girls that babies are made via blowjobs and the vagoo is for urination only and is hence dirty.

Teen pregnancy rate goes down, make happiness goes up, the world is a better place.
Our governments idea of action is giving young girls the pill with out their parents knowing.
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I think my idea is better.
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