Finale Exams

[ramblar]

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised
his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire
class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her
head and sweetly said,



"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam
with your other hand."

[mrs ruthless]