|
About 25 years ago I saw a guy jump from the Empire State building. He landed between
a UPS truck and my van. On impact one of his arms flew off but otherwise he looked pretty much intact. When the cops came to clean him up they brought shovels. As soon as they started to lift him up his insides spilled out in a great mess. They closed the block off for hours so I didn't get home till late, the bastard.
|